Reality Tv chords by Mal Blum

Chords with lyrics

Verse 1:
    G+G
I watch re-runs of the Jersey Shore
    D MajorD
Snooki drank too much, now she's on the floor
    E minorEm
It's a feeling that I've felt before
     G+G      D MajorD
Though it was not televised


Verse 2:
G+G
I don't mind, I don't get upset
      D MajorD
And you're watching me while I'm watching it
     E minorEm
I'm just curious I'm a scientist
    G+G        C majorC
But you think that I'm depressed

Verse 3:
 G+G
I watch reality TV
   D MajorD
Just look at what it's done to me
 E minorEm
I can't believe that nothing means
  G+G        D MajorD
Not half of what it did
G+G
I don't mind, I don't get upset
   D MajorD
But I haven't left my bedroom yet
  E minorEm
And getting dressed was an accomplishment
    G+G         D MajorD
So you win, you win, you win
  A augmentedA    C majorC
You win, you win


Chorus:
   G+G    D MajorD      C majorC
Don't tell me where you've been
   G+G    D MajorD    C majorC
Don't tell me what you did
     Eb MajorEb  C majorC
What you did
       G+G  C majorC G+G C majorC G+G C majorC G+G C majorC
When you were gone

Verse 4:
G+G                   D MajorD
Me, I guess I'm still something of an amateur
             E minorEm
You'd think that I would know by now
    G+G            D MajorD
Season 8 and I ain't figured it out
G+G               D MajorD
So, on film I keep getting my feelings hurt
           E minorEm
Or saying things you don't deserve
   G+G        D MajorD        G+G
Or imprinting on you like a werewolf in love
         D MajorD
I did, you don't get my references
     E minorEm
What if I met someone who did
         G+G       D MajorD
Did it all sound better in your head
   G+G               D MajorD
That movie was so offensive but it got me through November
   E minorEm                   G+G        D MajorD
Even though I will swear up and down that I wish that I knew better
 A augmentedA   C majorC
I wish I did


Chorus:
   G+G    D MajorD      C majorC
Don't tell me where you've been
   G+G    D MajorD    C majorC
Don't tell me what you did
     Eb MajorEb  C majorC
What you did
       G+G  C majorC G+G C majorC G+G C majorC G+G C majorC
When you were gone


Verse 5:
    G+G
When it gets so bad that it’s almost good
       D MajorD
I'll move to San Francisco or Hollywood
    E minorEm
I won't write you like you wish I would
     G+G        D MajorD
But I'll miss you all the same
G+G
You won't mind, you won't get upset
     D MajorD
Once you change, all you want is the audience
     E minorEm
They are obviously all narcissists
      G+G          D MajorD
Me, I just love turning off my brain
  A augmentedA   C majorC
One big escape


Chorus:
N.C
Don't tell me at all
    G+G    D MajorD      C majorC
(don't tell me where you've been)
C majorC
I don't want to know
    G+G    D MajorD    C majorC
(don't tell me what you did)
A minorAm                    C majorC
I'll just watch it over and over on the show

Outro:
G+G C majorC x8
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