Chords with lyrics
C majorC
A augmentedA pity she does not exist
A minorAm
A augmentedA shame he's not a fag
C majorC
The only girl I ever loved was
FF G+G C majorC
Andrew in drag
C majorC
There is no hope of love for me
A minorAm
From here on I'm a stag
C majorC
The only girl I'll ever love is
FF G+G C majorC
Andrew in drag
FF C majorC
Andrew in drag
G+G G7G7
Andrew in drag
FF C majorC
Andrew in drag
G+G G7G7
Yeah
C majorC
I don't know why I even went
A minorAm
It's really not my bag
C majorC
Just thought it might be funny to see
FF G+G C majorC
Andrew in drag
C majorC
The moment he walked on the stage
A minorAm
My tail began to wag
C majorC
Wag like a little wiener dog for
FF G+G C majorC
Andrew in drag
FF C majorC
Andrew in drag
G+G G7G7
Andrew in drag
FF C majorC
Andrew in drag
G+G G7G7
Yeah
C majorC
I've always been a ladies' man
A minorAm
And I don't have to brag
C majorC
But I become a momma's boy for
FF G+G C majorC
Andrew in drag
C majorC
I'd sign away my trust fund
A minorAm
I would even sell the Jag
C majorC
If I could spend my misspent youth with
FF G+G C majorC
Andrew in drag
FF C majorC
Andrew in drag
G+G G7G7
Andrew in drag
FF C majorC
Andrew in drag
G+G G7G7
Yeah
C majorC
So stick him in a dress and
A minorAm
He's the only boy I'd shag
C majorC
The only boy I'd anything is
FF G+G C majorC
Andrew in drag
C majorC
I'll never see that girl again
A minorAm
He did it as a gag
C majorC
I'll pine away forevermore for
FF G+G C majorC