If Only You Played Football As Well As You Play Girls chords by Maggie Antone

• Capo on 1st
• Difficulty: Intermediate

TUNING: STANDARD

🎸 Intro:

C  G  F  F G   (x2)

🎸 Verse :
        C                G                F   F G
Nobody cares about your souped up pickup truck
C            G              F           F G
To be frank nobody gives a you know what
C            Em            F   F G
Why you hand-ing me horse shit
C                     G                    F           G
Who cares anbout the freshmen that you're sleeping with

🎸 Chorus:
   C                G           F                 F  G
If only you played football as well as you play girls
     C         G
You may not be on the bench
                    F
Thinking you're the only one in this world

        C        Em7      F
Life's not all about the Friday night lights
                 C            Em7  F
And the boys on Saturday night


🎸 Instrumental:
F G C  G  F
F G C  G  F
F G




🎸 Verse :
        C                G              F   F G C
Nobody cares about your small town pedigree
                G            F             F G C
Or that you're captain of thhhe football team
         Em              F   F G C
You and word sure get around
         G             F
Who you callin' whore now


🎸 Chorus:
   C                G           F                 F  G
If only you played football as well as you play girls
     C         G
You may not be on the bench
                    F
Thinking you're the only one in this world

        C        Em       F
Life's not all about the Friday night lights
                 C            G  F
And the boys on Saturday night


🎸 Instrumental:
F G C  G  F
F G C  Em  F  F G C


🎸 Break:
            G            F
I hope you eat shit and die
G C                     G                F
 Hope your single-wide mortgage takes a lifetime

   C                G           F
If only you played football as well as you play girls
     C         G
You may not be on the bench
                    F
Thinking you're the only one in this world


🎸 Chorus:
   C                G           F                 F  G
If only you played football as well as you play girls
     C         G
You may not be on the bench
                    F                 F   G
Thinking you're the only one in this world
        C         G       F
Life's not all about the Friday night lights
         G       C            Em  F   G
And the boys on Saturday niii-iiiight

You still alive



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SONG:   IF ONLY YOU PLAYED FOOTBALL AS WELL AS YOU PLAY GIRLS
ARTIST: MAGGIE ANYONE
TUNING: HALF-STEP DOWN
VIDEO:  https://youtube.com/watch v=Y8WjVKHGjx8&feature=share9
TAB BY: DON CZARSKI
EMAIL:  GUITARZAN7@HOTMAIL.COM


              IF ONLY YOU PLAYED FOOTBALL AS WELL AS YOU PLAY GIRLS
                                 MAGGIE ANTONE

TUNING: HALF-STEP DOWN

CAPO: NONE

🎸 Intro:

D  A  G  G A
D  A  G  G A




🎸 Verse :
        D                A                G   G A
Nobody cares about your souped up pickup truck
D            A              G           G A
To be frank nobody gives a you know what
D            F#m           G   G A
Why you hand-ing me horse shit
D                     A                    G           A
Who cares anbout the freshmen that you're sleeping with


🎸 Chorus:
   D                A           G                 G  A
If only you played football as well as you play girls
     D         A
You may not be on the bench
                    G
Thinking you're the only one in this world

        D        F#m7     G
Life's not all about the Friday night lights
                 D            F#m7 G
And the boys on Saturday night


🎸 Instrumental:
G A D  A  G
G A D  A  G
G A




🎸 Verse :
        D                A              G   G A D
Nobody cares about your small town pedigree
                A            G             G A D
Or that you're captain of thhhe football team
         F#m             G   G A D
You and word sure get around
         A             G
Who you callin' whore now


🎸 Chorus:
   D                A           G                 G  A
If only you played football as well as you play girls
     D         A
You may not be on the bench
                    G
Thinking you're the only one in this world

        D        F#m      G
Life's not all about the Friday night lights
                 D            A  G
And the boys on Saturday night


🎸 Instrumental:
G A D  A  G
G A D  F#m G  G A D


🎸 Break:
            A            G
I hope you eat shit and die
A D                     A                G
 Hope your single-wide mortgage takes a lifetime

   D                A           G
If only you played football as well as you play girls
     D         A
You may not be on the bench
                    G
Thinking you're the only one in this world


🎸 Chorus:
   D                A           G                 G  A
If only you played football as well as you play girls
     D         A
You may not be on the bench
                    G                 G   A
Thinking you're the only one in this world
        D         A       G
Life's not all about the Friday night lights
         A       D            F#m G   A
And the boys on Saturday niii-iiiight

You still alive