Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Deceives The Eye by Madness
Intro:
E MajorE BB
Verse 1:
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In the earliest days of my shop-lifting career
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You could safely say I was filled with fear
A augmentedA BB
It was nail-biting work from the very start
E MajorE BB
But several quick successes soon gave me heart
Verse 2:
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After a while I could pick and nick with ease
E MajorE BB
Some shirts, some trousers and a few LP's
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No one ever stopped me, they didn't seem to care
E MajorE BB
It sometimes seemed to me, there was no one there
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C# minorC#m F#F#
Then a fine summers day my mate Ted and me
C# minorC#m F#F#
Set off down the West End on our usual spree
C# minorC#m A augmentedA
Things were as normal for an hour or so
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Then my nimble hands were a bit too slow
Verse 3:
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Two store-detectives made a fast approach
C# minorC#m BB
One grabbed my jacket, (you're nicked, haha!) the other grabbed my throat
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"So we caught you at last", one said with joy
E MajorE BB
"Been after you some time, my light-fingered boy"
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E MajorE C# minorC#m BB C# minorC#m BB A augmentedA BB E MajorE BB
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C# minorC#m F#F#
If only I'd remembered my common sense
C# minorC#m F#F#
They captured me red-handed with evidence
C# minorC#m A augmentedA
If I go to the manager and say I'm sorry
BB
Maybe he'll forgive me for my youthful folly
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E minorEm D MajorD
"But - but what will the social worker say
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If - if I don't come home today?
E minorEm D MajorD
He'll gimme a clout
E minorEm D MajorD
What if they don't let me out?
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I - I told 'em I'm on me own
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Don't they understand I'm from a broken home?"
Verse 4:
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I'll tell him I'm the product of a broken home
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And I always went out on my own
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Was it too late to say I'd pay
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And I'll never steal again till the end of my days?
E MajorE BB
Because I had no friends to call as such
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Money and possessions I did not 'ave much
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So I started to steal in order to get by
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The quickness of the hand deceives the eye
E MajorE BB
Deceives the eye, the eye, the eye, the eye, the eye, the eye