Fat Funny Friend Ukulele chords by Maddie Zahm

Key: C

♫ Verse :
C            F
I break the ice
Am
So they donʼt seem my size
                  F
And I have to be nice
                Am        C
Or Iʼll be the next punch line




F

Iʼm just the best friend in hollywood movies
Am               C
Who only exists to continue the story
      F
The girl gets the guy while Iʼm standing offscreen
    Am                                  C
So Iʼll wait for my cue to be comedic relief

♫ Chorus:
F
Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy
    Am                          C
If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me?
F
Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m pretty
         Am                     C
Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly?



♫ Verse :
            F
I say Iʼm okay
                     Am      C
Cause they wouldnʼt care anyway
                      F
And I could try to explain
                    Am                C
But my effortʼs in vein, they canʼt relate to how

      F
I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors
     Am                           C
If that’s what it took for me to look in the mirror
       F
I’ve done every diet to make me look thinner
    Am                     C
So why do I still feel so goddammn inferior

♫ Chorus:
F
Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy
     Am                           C
If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me?
F
Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m pretty
        Am                        C
Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly?

♫ Post-Chorus:
            F         C
Life of the fat funny friend
                Am      C
Life of the fat funny friend

      F
Itʼs funny when I think a guy likes me
         Am                          C
And itʼs funny when Iʼm the one who says letʼs go to eat
      F
Itʼs funny when Iʼm asked to go out on halloween
   Am                         C
Dresses and thigh highs while I hide my body

♫ Chorus:
F
Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy
      Am                         C
If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna miss me?

F
Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy
    Am                           C
If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me?
F
Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m pretty
         Am                      C
Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly?

♫ Post-Chorus:
             F         C
Life of the fat funny friend
            Am         C
Life of the fat funny friend
             F         C
Life of the fat funny friend
             Am        C
Life of the fat funny friend

♫ Outro:
       F                                       C
I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors