Fat Funny Friend (Ver2) Chords

♫ Intro: E B B/Bb E I break the ice B B/Bb So they don't see my size E And I have to be nice B B/Bb Or I'll be the next punch line ♫ Verse 2: E I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies B B/Bb Who only exists to continue the story E The girl gets the guy, while I'm standing off-screen B B/Bb So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic relief

♫ Chorus: E Can't be too loud, and can't be too busy B B/Bb If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me? E Can't be too proud, and can't think I'm pretty B B/Bb Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly? ♫ Refrain: E Life of the Fat Funny Friend B B/Bb Life of the Fat Funny Friend ♫ Verse 3: E I say I'm okay B B/Bb 'cause they wouldn't care anyway E B And I could try to explain my efforts in vain B/Bb They can't relate Ohh ♫ Verse 4: E I've drawn out in sharpie where I'd take the scissors B B/Bb If that's what it took for me to look in the mirror E I've done every diet to make me look thinner B B/Bb So why do I still feel so ******* inferior? ♫ Chorus: E Can't be too loud, and can't be too busy B B/Bb If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me? E Can't be too proud, and can't think I'm pretty B B/Bb Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly? ♫ Refrain: E Life of the Fat Funny Friend B B/Bb Life of the Fat Funny Friend ♫ Verse 5: G#m It's funny when I think a guy likes me B B/Bb And it's funny when I'm the one who says, "let's go to eat" E It's ******* funny when I'm asked to go out on Halloween; B Dresses, and thigh-highs, while I hide my body ♫ Chorus: E Can't be too loud, and can't be too busy B B/Bb If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me? E Can't be too proud, and can't think I'm pretty B B/Bb Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly? ♫ Refrain: E Life of the Fat Funny Friend B B/Bb Life of the Fat Funny Friend E Life of the Fat Funny Friend B B/Bb Life of the Fat Funny Friend ♫ Outro: E B I've drawn out in sharpie where I'd take the scissors