Butter On A Pop Tart chords by Seth Macfarlane

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Have you ever put butter on a pop tart?
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It's so freaking good!
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Have you ever put butter on a pop tart?
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If you haven't, then I think you should!

I was sittin' in the kitchen one day, and I was itchin'

To fill up my belly with the pipin' hot jelly of the
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Best damn treat in the world! (He's talkin' pop tarts!)

And I saw a stick of butter and it almost made me shudder
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And scream like a baby girl!

I don't want a giant penis, or a rocket ship to Venus,
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I don't want to win the lottery!
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I just want to squat and gobble 'till I'm dizzy and I waddle
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In a butter, fruit and dough tart dream!

So, I put butter on a pop tart!
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It was so freaking good!
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Have you ever put butter on a pop tart?
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