Chords with lyrics
Intro:
C majorC C7C7 FF G+G G7G7 C majorC
Verse:
C majorC C7C7 FF
They say to have her hair done Liz flies all the way to France
G+G G7G7 C majorC
And Jackie's seen in a discotheque doin' a brand new dance
C majorC C7C7 FF
And the White House social season should be glittering and gay
G7G7 G+G
But here in Topeka the rain is a fallin'
G7G7 G+G
The faucet is a drippin' and the kids are a bawlin'
G7G7 G+G G+G C majorC
One of them a toddlin' and one is a crawlin' and one's on the way
Verse:
G+G C7C7 FF
I'm glad that Raquel Welch just signed a million dollar pact
G+G G7G7 C majorC
And Debbie's out in Vegas workin' up a brand new act
C majorC C7C7 FF
While the tv's showin' Newlyweds a real fun game to play
G7G7 G+G
But here in Topeka the screen door's a bangin'
G7G7 G+G
The coffee's boilin' over and the wash needs a hangin'
G7G7 G+G G+G C majorC
One wants a cookie and one wants a changin' and one's on the way
Verse:
G+G C majorC
Now what was I doin' Jimmy get away from there darn there goes the phone
G+G C majorC C7C7
Hello honey what's that you say you're bringin' a few ole buddies home
FF
You're callin' from a barn get away from there
C majorC
No not you honey I was talkin' to the baby wait a minute honey the door bell
G+G G7G7 G7G7
Honey could you stop at the market and hello hello well I'll be
Verse:
C majorC C7C7 FF
The girls in New York City they all march for women's lib
G+G G7G7 C majorC
And Better Homes and Gardens shows the modern way to live
C majorC C7C7 FF
And the pill may change the world tomorrow but meanwhile today
G7G7 G+G
Here in Topeka the flies are a buzzin'
G7G7 G+G
The dog is a barkin' and the floor needs a scrubbin'
G7G7 G+G C majorC
One needs a spankin' and one needs a huggin' Lord one's on the way
Oh gee I hope it ain't twins again