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Superhero Acoustic by Stephen Lynch

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Verse 1:
C               Am
If I could be a superhero
F          G       C
I would be awesome man
C                  Am
I'd fly around the world fighting crime
F               G       C
According to my awesome plan
    F        G         C
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
F             G          C
Hurting other people and making them cry
    F                G          C   G   F
I'd haul them off to jail in my awesome van
       F          G       C
'Cause I would be awesome man

Verse 2:
C               Am
If I could be a superhero
F          G         C
I would be drug-free boy
C                        Am
Telling the world of the evils of drugs
F               G       C
And all of the lives they destroy
          F           G         
Well I'd take all those junkies
C
Getting so high
           F           G
With their needles and bongs
          C
And their sticks made of Thai
F                G           C      G    F
As I burn them alive I would squeal with joy
       F          G       C
'Cause I would be drug-free boy

Verse 3:
C               Am  
If I could be a superhero
F           G      C    
I'd be immigration dude
C                       Am  
I'd send the foreigners back to their homes
F             G          C
For eating up all of our food
    F          G           C
And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
      F           G            C
Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit
F                 G           C   G        F
I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood
       F          G       C
'Cause I'd be immigration dude

Verse 4:
C               Am
If I could be a superhero
F             G      C
Would you be justice guy?
C                      Am
Making sure people get what they deserve
 F         G         C
Especially women who lie
          F             G                  C
Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job
       F                G               C
To run off to fucking Hawaii with some doctor named Bob
          F             G             C     G       F
You could skin them and drain them of blood so they die (especially Bob)
F              G          C   
Then you would be justice guy