Superhero Acoustic Chords

C Verse 1: C Am If I could be a superhero F G C I would be awesome man C Am I'd fly around the world fighting crime F G C According to my awesome plan F G C And if I saw criminals trying to lie F G C Hurting other people and making them cry F G C G F I'd haul them off to jail in my awesome van F G C 'Cause I would be awesome man Verse 2: C Am If I could be a superhero F G C I would be drug-free boy C Am Telling the world of the evils of drugs F G C And all of the lives they destroy F G Well I'd take all those junkies C Getting so high F G With their needles and bongs C And their sticks made of Thai F G C G F As I burn them alive I would squeal with joy F G C 'Cause I would be drug-free boy

Verse 3: C Am If I could be a superhero F G C I'd be immigration dude C Am I'd send the foreigners back to their homes F G C For eating up all of our food F G C And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot F G C Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit F G C G F I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood F G C 'Cause I'd be immigration dude Verse 4: C Am If I could be a superhero F G C Would you be justice guy? C Am Making sure people get what they deserve F G C Especially women who lie F G C Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job F G C To run off to fucking Hawaii with some doctor named Bob F G C G F You could skin them and drain them of blood so they die (especially Bob) F G C Then you would be justice guy