Omaha chords by Stephen Lynch

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Key: G

Difficulty: Novice

Verse 1:
Am  D
Omaha
Am    D
Blue Bird
Am              D
She got her whole fist inside me
G                    C
And I forgot my safe word
Am         D
Is it Hamilton?
Am       D
Or Aaron Burr?
Am           D
Every time I get it wrong
G                   C
It's another inch deeper (oh Jesus)

Interlude:
Am D Am D Am D G C

Verse 2:
Am          D
Is it Cumberbatch?
Am      D
Or Babadook?
Am                  D
It's kinda hard to concentrate
            G                        C
When you're hanging from an old meat hook
Am     D
Is it stop?
Am           D
Why would it be?
Am           D
I asked her for a hint
     G                      C
But she just took a piss on me (oh Jesus)

Interlude:
Am D Am D Am D G C

Verse 3:
Am         D
Maybe it's rock
Am          D
Maybe it's roll
Am           D
Maybe it's please don't slide that
G                 C
Rod into my penis hole
Am        D
It's not help
Am            D
It's not dear God
Am        D
I found that one out
        G                     C
When she hit me with a cattle prod (oh Jesus)

Bridge:
Am     D            G             C
Now I feel so empty and torn up inside
Am       D                   G                C
Not from guilt but from that fist she made me ride
           C
It's still in there
         Am
It's not going
          G
'Till the safe word
     D
I be knowing
        C
But I'm blanking
          Am
And she's laughing
        G
And her forearm's
      D
About half in
                C
And this was my first time
           Am
I'm newly christened
                G
When she talked safe words
              D
I should have listened
            C
But I was distracted
             Am
Watched her undressing
              G
The fuck am I singing?
            D
Get back to guessing

Interlude:
Am D Am D Am D G C

Outro:
Am    D
Is it whip
Am    D
Is it plume
Am     D
Is it chair (okay I know it's not)
G                          C
I'm just naming shit that I see in this room
Am     D
I give up
Am D
SOS
Am               D
She got her high heel on my throat
    G
And now I'm losing conscious-