Down To The Old Pub Instead chords by Stephen Lynch

I've got some more Lynch tabs coming soon. Here's my latest one, "Down
to the Old Pub Instead". As always, listen to the song to get the timing
down and let me know if you have any questions.

Jon Cutright



Down to the Old Pub Instead
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
by Stephen Lynch
from ^ÓSuperhero^Ô (2002)

INTRO:
G ^Ö D - C ^Ö D


VERSE 1:
G                     D
Lad it^Òs your duty....
     C                        D
with child-bearing hips....
    G                     D                     C     D
And make her you wife and....
          G                     D
Now, some rivers run high....
         C                         D
When her river runs red....
         G                       D                       C    D
And it^Òs called menstruation....
         Em                      C
You will notice her bloomers....
      G                 D
Stand back, her ovarian....
   Em                      C
So don^Òt be afraid....
     G                      D
Just wad up some cotton....
C
Put the old linens....
    C                        D
get out of the house....

  G     D   C   D
instead.


VERSE 2:
       G                     D
She^Òll retain her water....
    C                         D
And every third word that....
    G                       D                     C      D
Get out of the house and....
           G                         D
And she^Òll want to make love....
             C                  D
Cause you^Òll only end up....
    G                    D                     C      D
Get out of the house....
           Em                     C
And she^Òll want you to sample....
    G                         D
But son it^Òll taste like....
   Em                          C
So turn off the lights boy....
    G                         D
And drop to your knees....

     C
Then he^Òll give you the strength....
        C                  D
And for Ireland^Òs sake....

  G     D   C   D
instead.


VERSE 3:
        Em                         C
Now the pub is the place....
G                            D
When the moon^Òs full and....
    Em                        C
The catholic, the protestant....
    G                          D
The pub is the place when....
   C
So drink of your pint boys....
        C
That as men folk we don^Òt....
         C
And that we can escape....
        C                       D
And get out of the house....

e]------------3---
B]----------3-----
G]--------0-------
D]------0---------
A]----2-----------
E]--3-------------
  instead.