Beelz chords by Stephen Lynch

Stephen Lynch
"Beelz"
From The Craig Machine

These are (I think) 100% accurate. No capo, but
if you capo 3rd fret, it's easier to sing if you can't sing that high.
If you find any corrections, please email me.

(Begining played with power chords)
E F G

E        F          G
Ever since first man has walked this earth I have been here
  E        F       G
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts inside his ear
 E         F       G
I am the beast, the outcast angel, fallen from on high
 E     F          G
I go by many names, but there is one you can't deny...
 (Alternate; strike bass w/ thumb) C C/G
MY name is Satan!

(Hi everybody! Ahh, let me tell you a little about my self...)

  C
My friends all call me old scratch
   C7
And I am a capricorn
  F
My turn ons are romantic walks
  C
and killing the unborn

   G             F
I got little little horns and a little goatee
G               F
Little devil eyes that help a little devil see
G                F
Little cloven hoves that make it kinda hard to ski
C
I'm Satan! Woo Hoo!

(Mestopholies for some, I don't know.)

My real name is beelzebob,
But you can call me Beelz
I like to watch Fox News
And then go club some baby seals

Then i'd take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then I'll make a toast to me:
"Hey, here's to my hell......th"
My name is Satan! Yahah!

  Am           G
To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son
  Am              F      G
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian

I'm in ever Zepplin album
I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants
I'm the reason that the Boston Red Socks
Even had a chance

And If I wanna eat a soul I just throw it on the griddle
I don't need to make a deal I don't need to make a riddle
And fuck Charlie Daniels, I don't care if he can fiddle
I'm Satan!

G Bb C

"The devil went down to Georgia he was looking for a soul to steal..."

G Bb C

Which is fucking bull shit because I would not be caught dead in GEORGIA!!

F G

C
666