Then She Farted chords by Stephen Lynch

Chords with lyrics

D MajorD             G+G
I made love you all night long
D MajorD              G+G
Then I got up to write you a song
D MajorD                   G+G
I watched you sleepin, I feel in love, you must have been sent from heaven above
A augmentedA                    D MajorD       G+G
Don't think you could never do no wrong...then you farted
D MajorD         G+G
Oh girl you farted
D MajorD                 G+G
First I thought that it was kinda cute
D MajorD                      G+G
I surpressed a smile when I heard your girl poot
D MajorD                G+G
Then the smell came wafting by, brought a little tear drop to my eye,
A augmentedA                    D MajorD   D2       G+G
I think I'll go sleep out on the couch...'cause you farted.
E minorEm                       A augmentedA
You can make milk curdle, make your skin crawl, make the paint peel of the wall
E minorEm                        A augmentedA
I won't sleep under them covers no more since the hot winds blew from out your
      AsusAsus     A augmentedA
backdoor.
D MajorD            G+G
Baby, it sure has been a gas
D MajorD                   G+G
But I can't live life a-fearin of your ass
D MajorD
So I gathered up my clothes and my old dog, Bill
G+G
Move back to my house at the top of the hill,
A augmentedA                           D MajorD G+G D MajorD
Well boy, I guess it's just you and me...then you farted.



He does a bunch of hammers when he plays the G+G chord, i think he's just hammering
the BB on the A augmentedA string. He also plays D2 pretty occassionally after playing the D.
This is my first tab, so enjoy it...

Drew