Superhero Acoustic chords by Stephen Lynch

Chords with lyrics

C majorC
Verse 1:
C majorC        A minorAm
If I could be a superhero
FF     G+G    C majorC
I would be awesome man
C majorC         A minorAm
I'd fly around the world fighting crime
FF        G+G    C majorC
According to my awesome plan
  FF    G+G     C majorC
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
FF       G+G     C majorC
Hurting other people and making them cry
  FF        G+G     C majorC  G+G  FF
I'd haul them off to jail in my awesome van
    FF     G+G    C majorC
'Cause I would be awesome man

Verse 2:
C majorC        A minorAm
If I could be a superhero
FF     G+G     C majorC
I would be drug-free boy
C majorC            A minorAm
Telling the world of the evils of drugs
FF        G+G    C majorC
And all of the lives they destroy
     FF      G+G
Well I'd take all those junkies
C majorC
Getting so high
      FF      G+G
With their needles and bongs
     C majorC
And their sticks made of Thai
FF        G+G      C majorC   G+G  FF
As I burn them alive I would squeal with joy
    FF     G+G    C majorC
'Cause I would be drug-free boy

Verse 3:
C majorC        A minorAm
If I could be a superhero
FF      G+G   C majorC
I'd be immigration dude
C majorC            A minorAm
I'd send the foreigners back to their homes
FF       G+G     C majorC
For eating up all of our food
  FF     G+G      C majorC
And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
   FF      G+G      C majorC
Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit
FF         G+G      C majorC  G+G    FF
I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood
    FF     G+G    C majorC
'Cause I'd be immigration dude

Verse 4:
C majorC        A minorAm
If I could be a superhero
FF       G+G   C majorC
Would you be justice guy?
C majorC           A minorAm
Making sure people get what they deserve
 FF     G+G     C majorC
Especially women who lie
     FF       G+G         C majorC
Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job
    FF        G+G        C majorC
To run off to fucking Hawaii with some doctor named Bob
     FF       G+G       C majorC   G+G    FF
You could skin them and drain them of blood so they die (especially Bob)
FF       G+G     C majorC
Then you would be justice guy

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