Sidekick tab by Stephen Lynch

Tabs

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               T h e  S i d e k i c k
              S T E MajorE P H E MajorE N  L Y N C majorC H
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  +--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
  + This file is Jordan Lapping's own work and represents his   +
  + interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for  +
  + private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +
  + be duplicated for use with other websites without written   +
  + permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy.        +
  +---------------------------------------------------------------+


Tabbed by Jordan Lapping

Standard E MajorE Tuning, Capo 3rd Fret [All tabs relative to Capo]

 CHORDS USED:
   A augmentedA  D MajorD  G+G
e]---0----2----3---|
BB]---2----3----0---|
G+G]---2----2----0---|
D MajorD]---2----0----0---|
A augmentedA]---0---------2---|
E MajorE]-------------3---|


 TABLATURE 🏷Legend:
(~) = let it ring
(x) = muted strings
N/C = No Chord


 INTRO:
  A augmentedA     G+G     D MajorD
e]------0~~~-------3~~~-----2~~~--|
BB]-----2~~~-------0~~~-----3~~~---|
G+G]----2~~~-------0~~~-----2~~~----|
D MajorD]---2~~~-------0~~~-----0~~~-----| (x2)
A augmentedA]--0~~~-------2~~~---------------|
E MajorE]------------3~~~----------------|

  G+G   A augmentedA   G+G     D MajorD
e]--3333--0~~~-------3~~~-----2~~~--|
BB]--3333--2~~~------0~~~-----3~~~---|
G+G]--0000--2~~~-----0~~~-----2~~~----|
D MajorD]--0000--2~~~----0~~~-----0~~~-----|
A augmentedA]--2222--0~~~---2~~~---------------|
E MajorE]--3333--------3~~~----------------|

  A augmentedA    G+G     D MajorD
e]------0~-------3~~~-----2~~~--|
BB]-----2~-------0~~~-----3~~~---|
G+G]----2~-------0~~~-----2~~~----|
D MajorD]---2~-------0~~~-----0~~~-----|
A augmentedA]--0~-------2~~~---------------|
E MajorE]----------3~~~----------------|

   A augmentedA     G+G     D MajorD
You wanna be a Sidekick? You know you wouldn't get paid?
  A augmentedA      G+G    D MajorD                G+G A augmentedA
So why you wanna do it? You think it might get you laid?
           G+G         D MajorD
I tell you what, my old friend, I can see that it means a lot
A augmentedA         G+G    D MajorD
If you wanna be a sidekick - Joberg, let's see what you got...

 VERSE 1:
  A augmentedA        G+G      D MajorD      A augmentedA
e]--x-xx--xxxx--xx--33333333333--22222222222--x-xx--xxxx--xx--|
BB]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--33333333333--2-22--xxxx--22--|
G+G]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--22222222222--2-22--xxxx--22--|
D MajorD]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--00000000000--2-22--xxxx--22--|
A augmentedA]--0-00--xxxx--00--22222222222---------------0-00--xxxx--00--|
E MajorE]------------------33333333333-------------------------------|

N/C   A augmentedA
I'll be Tenacious' Kyle, Eminem's Dr. Dre
       G+G
I'll be the guy you talk about in "If I were Gay"
       D MajorD
I'll be the Judas to the Jesus; but I'll be loyal
      A augmentedA
When we're down in South Beach, I'll rub your back with oil


 VERSE 2:
  A augmentedA        G+G      D MajorD      A augmentedA      G+G
e]--x-xx--xxxx--xx--33333333333--22222222222--xxxxxxxxxxx--333--|
BB]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--33333333333--22222222222--000--|
G+G]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--22222222222--22222222222--000--|
D MajorD]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--00000000000--22222222222--000--|
A augmentedA]--0-00--xxxx--00--22222222222---------------00000000000--222--|
E MajorE]------------------33333333333----------------------------333--|

 A augmentedA
Butch to your Son, and Luke Duke to your Bo
    G+G
I'll be motherfucking Stedman - You mean Oprah's ho?
       D MajorD
I'll Run the D.M.C. while you "Walk This Way"
     A augmentedA                   G+G
Michael Jackson, Paul McCartney, "Say Say Say"


 CHORUS 1:
  A augmentedA    G+G    D MajorD     G+G
e]--000000--333333--222222222--333--|
BB]--222222--000000--333333333--333--|
G+G]--222222--000000--222222222--000--|
D MajorD]--222222--000000--000000000--000--| (x2)
A augmentedA]--000000--222222-------------222--|
E MajorE]----------333333-------------333--|

 A augmentedA              G+G
Here's the song called "The Sidekick"
    D MajorD             G+G
And a song that fucking kicks ass - yeah!
A augmentedA             G+G
A augmentedA little song called "The Sidekick"
    D MajorD             G+G
And it might just kick some ass!


 VERSE 3:
  A augmentedA        G+G      D MajorD      A augmentedA
e]--x-xx--xxxx--xx--33333333333--22222222222--x--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
BB]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--33333333333--2--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
G+G]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--22222222222--2--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
D MajorD]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--00000000000--2--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
A augmentedA]--0-00--xxxx--00--22222222222---------------0--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
E MajorE]------------------33333333333------------------------------------|

       A augmentedA
Now I'll be Eddie Haskell, you can be my fucking Beaver
   G+G
Well you can be my Boner and I'll be Mike Seaver
   D MajorD
You are the Wonder Twins and I'll be your Gleek
       A augmentedA
I'll form up Andr? The Giant; shape up The Iron Sheik


 VERSE 4:
  A augmentedA        G+G      D MajorD      A augmentedA       G+G
e]--x-xx--xxxx--xx--33333333333--22222222222--x--xxxxxxxxxx--333--|
BB]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--33333333333--2--xxxxxxxxxx--000--|
G+G]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--22222222222--2--xxxxxxxxxx--000--|
D MajorD]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--00000000000--2--xxxxxxxxxx--000--|
A augmentedA]--0-00--xxxx--00--22222222222---------------0--xxxxxxxxxx--222--|
E MajorE]------------------33333333333------------------------------333--|

       A augmentedA
You're the Coach to my John, I'll be the Cody to Zack
      G+G
I'll even be your G-string if you be my butt crack
  D MajorD
I am The Lone Ranger, and you be Tonto
   A augmentedA                     G+G
Stop fucking around, let's hit this chorus pronto!


 CHORUS 2:
  A augmentedA    G+G    D MajorD     G+G
e]--000000--333333--222222222--333--|
BB]--222222--000000--333333333--333--|
G+G]--222222--000000--222222222--000--|
D MajorD]--222222--000000--000000000--000--| (x2)
A augmentedA]--000000--222222-------------222--|
E MajorE]----------333333-------------333--|

 A augmentedA              G+G
Here's the song called "The Sidekick"
    D MajorD             G+G
And a song that fucking kicks ass - yeah!
A augmentedA             G+G
A augmentedA little song called "The Sidekick"
    D MajorD             G+G
And it might just kick some ass!


 INTERLUDE:
  A augmentedA    G+G    D MajorD     G+G
e]--000000--333333--222222222--333--|
BB]--222222--000000--333333333--333--|
G+G]--222222--000000--222222222--000--|
D MajorD]--222222--000000--000000000--000--| (x2)
A augmentedA]--000000--222222-------------222--|
E MajorE]----------333333-------------333--|

 A augmentedA       G+G       D MajorD
How'm I doing so far in our little sidekick duet?
 G+G   A augmentedA       G+G        D MajorD             G+G
Oooh, I'm still undecided - but the song ain't quite done yet!


 VERSE 5:
  A augmentedA        G+G      D MajorD      A augmentedA
e]--x-xx--xxxx--xx--33333333333--22222222222--x--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
BB]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--33333333333--2--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
G+G]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--22222222222--2--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
D MajorD]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--00000000000--2--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
A augmentedA]--0-00--xxxx--00--22222222222---------------0--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
E MajorE]------------------33333333333------------------------------------|

    A augmentedA
Well, Maverick to Deuce, the TuPac to Biggie
   G+G
The Chauncey to the Fonsi, and the Lenny to the Squiggy
   D MajorD
The Pippen to Jordan, the Friends to the Barney
     A augmentedA
I'm the hot Wilson sister - And I'm... Fat Carnie?


 VERSE 6:
  A augmentedA        G+G        D MajorD      A augmentedA     G+G
e]--x-xx--xxxx--xx--3333--xxxx--33--22222222222--000000000--333--|
BB]--2-22--xxxx--22--0000--xxxx--00--33333333333--222222222--000--|
G+G]--2-22--xxxx--22--0000--xxxx--00--22222222222--222222222--000--|
D MajorD]--2-22--xxxx--22--0000--xxxx--00--00000000000--222222222--000--|
A augmentedA]--0-00--xxxx--00--2222--xxxx--22---------------000000000--222--|
E MajorE]------------------3333--xxxx--33--------------------------333--|

    A augmentedA
Jack Triplett to Larry, Brandon to Dillon
 G+G
Jay to Silent Bob, gonorrhea - penicillin!
   D MajorD
I'll be the Shaggy to your Scooby Doo
    A augmentedA                        G+G
Well, I'm the Holocaust and you're my frightened Jew, yeah!


 CHORUS 3:
  A augmentedA    G+G    D MajorD
e]--000000--333333--222222222222--|
BB]--222222--000000--333333333333--|
G+G]--222222--000000--222222222222--|
D MajorD]--222222--000000--000000000000--|
A augmentedA]--000000--222222----------------|
E MajorE]----------333333----------------|

  A augmentedA    G+G    D MajorD
e]--000000--333333--2222--|
BB]--222222--000000--3333--|
G+G]--222222--000000--2222--|
D MajorD]--222222--000000--0000--|
A augmentedA]--000000--222222--------|
E MajorE]----------333333--------|

 A augmentedA              G+G
Here's the song called "The Sidekick"
    D MajorD             G+G
And a song that fucking kicks ass - yeah!
A augmentedA             G+G
A augmentedA little song called "The Sidekick"
    D MajorD
And it might just kick some-


 INTERLUDE [Spoken/conversation]:
N/C
David:  -Woah, woah!
Stephen: What? I'm trying to do the riff that I was working on. "Might just kick-"
David:  -No, the riff is good.
Stephen: "Might just kick some ass!-"
David:  -No, that's fine! The riff is good.
Stephen: What?
David:  The riff, it's good.
Stephen: .. Thank you.
David:  You're welcome...

Stephen: ... Why are we stopping?
David:  "I'm the Holocaust and you're my frightened Jew?"
Stephen: ... Oh, God. I'm sorry. I forgot: Josefsberg... Knock-kock.
David:  Who's there?
Stephen: The Gestapo...
David:  The Gestap-
Stephen: -We ask the questions around here!
David:  .....
Stephen: See? It's a little Nazi Knock-Knock joke! Haha!
David:  ... Six million of my people died. [David walks offstage.]


 BRIDGE [Sung slowly]:
  A augmentedA     G+G     D MajorD
e]------0~~~-------3~~~-----2~~~--|
BB]-----2~~~-------0~~~-----3~~~---|
G+G]----2~~~-------0~~~-----2~~~----|
D MajorD]---2~~~-------0~~~-----0~~~-----|
A augmentedA]--0~~~-------2~~~---------------|
E MajorE]------------3~~~----------------|

  G+G   A augmentedA   G+G     D MajorD    G+G   A augmentedA
e]--3333--0~~~-------3~~~-----2~~~--3333--0~~~--|
BB]--3333--2~~~------0~~~-----3~~~---3333--2~~~--|
G+G]--0000--2~~~-----0~~~-----2~~~----0000--2~~~--|
D MajorD]--0000--2~~~----0~~~-----0~~~-----0000--2~~~--|
A augmentedA]--2222--0~~~---2~~~---------------2222--0~~~--|
E MajorE]--3333--------3~~~----------------3333--------|

 A augmentedA             G+G
Here's the song... for the sidekick
    D MajorD              G+G
And a song that fucking kicked ass...
A augmentedA           G+G
A augmentedA little song for the sidekick...
    D MajorD              G+G A augmentedA
And it might haved kicked some ass...


 CHORUS 4: [David walks onstage, singing along. Pace gradually picks up.]
  G+G    D MajorD     G+G
e]--3-3333--2-2222222--333--|
BB]--0-0000--3-3333333--333--|
G+G]--0-0000--2-2222222--000--|
D MajorD]--0-0000--0-0000000--000--|
A augmentedA]--2-2222-------------222--|
E MajorE]--3-3333-------------333--|

  A augmentedA    G+G    D MajorD     G+G
e]--0-0000--333333--222222222--333--|
BB]--2-2222--000000--333333333--333--|
G+G]--2-2222--000000--222222222--000--|
D MajorD]--2-2222--000000--000000000--000--|
A augmentedA]--0-0000--222222-------------222--|
E MajorE]----------333333-------------333--|

             G+G
Here's the song for the sidekick
    D MajorD             G+G
And a song that fucking kicks ass...
A augmentedA           G+G
A augmentedA little song for the sidekick
    D MajorD             G+G
And it might just kick some ass!


 CHORUS 5:
  A augmentedA    G+G    D MajorD     G+G
e]--000000--333333--222222222--333--|
BB]--222222--000000--333333333--333--|
G+G]--222222--000000--222222222--000--|
D MajorD]--222222--000000--000000000--000--| (x2)
A augmentedA]--000000--222222-------------222--|
E MajorE]----------333333-------------333--|

 A augmentedA              G+G
Here's the song called 'The Sidekick'
    D MajorD             G+G
And a song that fucking kicks ass - yeah!
A augmentedA             G+G
A augmentedA little song called 'The Sidekick'
    D MajorD             G+G
And it might just kick some ass!


 OUTRO:
  A augmentedA        G+G        D MajorD        A augmentedA
e]--xxx--xxxx--xxx--333--xxxx--333--222--xxxx--222--0~~~--|
BB]--222--xxxx--222--000--xxxx--000--333--xxxx--333--2~~~--|
G+G]--222--xxxx--222--000--xxxx--000--222--xxxx--222--2~~~--|
D MajorD]--222--xxxx--222--000--xxxx--000--000--xxxx--000--2~~~--|
A augmentedA]--000--xxxx--000--222--xxxx--222------------------0~~~--|
E MajorE]------------------333--xxxx--333------------------------|

 A augmentedA
Salt - pepper, brie - cheddar
 G+G
Simon - Garfunkel, cosby - sweater
 D MajorD
Ham - sandwich, 'Mama' - Cass
 A augmentedA
That's 'The Sidekick' song and it fucking kicks ass...


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