Chords with lyrics
G+G Am(7)
Wanna have some quality time with my son
C majorC G+G
So I brought him down to the fishin' hole
G+G Am(7)
Didn't like the feelin of that worm in his hand
C majorC D MajorD
Got mad, threw down his fishin pole
G+G Am(7)
Said that's all right son lets go and get an ice cream
C majorC G+G
Let your old man buy you a treat
G+G Am(7)
But he didn't like no flavors up upon that wall
C majorC D MajorD
Started crying and ran into the street
G+G BB
He's an a**hole, my kids an a**hole
C majorC G+G
I swear he just don't float my boat
G+G BB
Always crying, always crying,
C majorC G+G
made me wanna punch him in his little throat
(that's basically the entire song, and the at the very end...)
C majorC G+G
I'm on a real a**hole streak
C majorC G+G
I could open an a**hole boutique
C majorC G+G
I think this song has reached its peak
C majorC G+G
Goodbye you a**holes, see you next week