Down To The Old Pub Instead chords by Stephen Lynch

Chords with lyrics

I've got some more Lynch tabs coming soon. Here's my latest one, "Down
to the Old Pub Instead". As always, listen to the song to get the timing
down and let me know if you have any questions.

Jon Cutright


Down to the Old Pub Instead
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
by Stephen Lynch
from ^ÓSuperhero^Ô (2002)


INTRO:
G+G ^Ö D MajorD - C majorC ^Ö D MajorD

VERSE 1:
G+G           D MajorD
Lad it^Òs your duty....
   C majorC            D MajorD
with child-bearing hips....
  G+G           D MajorD           C majorC   D MajorD
And make her you wife and....
     G+G           D MajorD
Now, some rivers run high....
     C majorC             D MajorD
When her river runs red....
     G+G            D MajorD            C majorC  D MajorD
And it^Òs called menstruation....
     E minorEm           C majorC
You will notice her bloomers....
   G+G         D MajorD
Stand back, her ovarian....
  E minorEm           C majorC
So don^Òt be afraid....
   G+G           D MajorD
Just wad up some cotton....
C majorC
Put the old linens....
  C majorC            D MajorD
get out of the house....

 G+G   D MajorD  C majorC  D MajorD
instead.


VERSE 2:
    G+G           D MajorD
She^Òll retain her water....
  C majorC             D MajorD
And every third word that....
  G+G            D MajorD           C majorC   D MajorD
Get out of the house and....
      G+G             D MajorD
And she^Òll want to make love....
       C majorC         D MajorD
Cause you^Òll only end up....
  G+G          D MajorD           C majorC   D MajorD
Get out of the house....
      E minorEm           C majorC
And she^Òll want you to sample....
  G+G             D MajorD
But son it^Òll taste like....
  E minorEm             C majorC
So turn off the lights boy....
  G+G             D MajorD
And drop to your knees....

   C majorC
Then he^Òll give you the strength....
    C majorC         D MajorD
And for Ireland^Òs sake....

 G+G   D MajorD  C majorC  D MajorD
instead.

VERSE 3:
    E minorEm             C majorC
Now the pub is the place....
G+G              D MajorD
When the moon^Òs full and....
  E minorEm            C majorC
The catholic, the protestant....
  G+G             D MajorD
The pub is the place when....
  C majorC
So drink of your pint boys....
    C majorC
That as men folk we don^Òt....
     C majorC
And that we can escape....
    C majorC            D MajorD
And get out of the house....

e]------------3---
BB]----------3-----
G+G]--------0-------
D MajorD]------0---------
A augmentedA]----2-----------
E MajorE]--3-------------
 instead.