Bowling Song chords by Stephen Lynch

Chords with lyrics

Here's the "Bowling Song" from Lynch. Also known as Almighty Malachi,
Professional Bowling God. I just tabbed this out, so let me know if
you see any glaring mistakes. Liten carefully to the bridge, the
lyrics are DAMN funny. As always, listen to the song to get the timing
down and let me know if you have any questions.

Bowling Song
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(aka Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God)
by Stephen Lynch
from "Superhero" (2002)


INTRO:
Dsus2Dsus2 - Bb majorBb  (x4)

VERSE 1:
Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb Dsus2Dsus2  Bb majorBb   Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb
You    watch me on...
Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb Dsus2Dsus2  Bb majorBb   Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb
Saying   that my job...
Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb   Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb
Saying   I am...
Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb Dsus2Dsus2  Bb majorBb    Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb
You    think my sport's...
G+G
 But you can't judge....
Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb
shoes.      Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!


VERSE 2:
Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb Dsus2Dsus2   Bb majorBb   Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb
So    I don't get...
Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb    Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb
Got   a mullet from...
Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb Dsus2Dsus2    Bb majorBb   Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb
I'm    known throughout the...
G+G
 as the prophet....


CHORUS:
C5C5    G5G5    Eb5Eb5  C5C5      G5G5   Bb majorBb
And as I roll the ball....
C5C5     G5G5   Eb5Eb5 FF
die!" I'm almighty Malachai....
C5C5        G5G5  Eb5Eb5
God. The smell of....
C5C5        G5G5   Eb5Eb5
high. Kiss those....
C5C5     G5G5   Eb5Eb5 FF
bye. I'm almighty Malachai....
Dsus2Dsus2 - Bb majorBb (x4)
God.

VERSE 3:
Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb Dsus2Dsus2    Bb majorBb     Dsus2Dsus2  Bb majorBb Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb
Got   a ball that's....
 Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb    Dsus2Dsus2  Bb majorBb Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb
I keep  it in my....
 Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb Dsus2Dsus2  Bb majorBb  Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb Dsus2Dsus2 Bb majorBb
I get   a feeling in....
G+G
 As I finger....


CHORUS:
C5C5    G5G5    Eb5Eb5  C5C5      G5G5   Eb5Eb5
And as I roll the ball....
C5C5     G5G5   Eb5Eb5 FF
die!" I'm almighty Malachai....
C5C5        G5G5  Eb5Eb5
God. The smell of....
C5C5        G5G5      Eb5Eb5
high. Kiss those....
C5C5     G5G5   Eb5Eb5 FF
bye. I'm almighty Malachai....


BRIDGE:
Dsus2Dsus2    Bb majorBb       Dsus2Dsus2     Bb majorBb
Not a single man....
Dsus2Dsus2       Bb majorBb      Dsus2Dsus2     Bb majorBb
All who challenge me....
Dsus2Dsus2      Bb majorBb      Dsus2Dsus2      Bb majorBb
Marshall Holman, Gary Dickens....
Dsus2Dsus2    Bb majorBb      Dsus2Dsus2       Bb majorBb
John Petraglia, Norm Duke....
Dsus2Dsus2     Bb majorBb       Dsus2Dsus2      Bb majorBb
Who among the pro bowl....
Dsus2Dsus2     Bb majorBb       Dsus2Dsus2       Bb majorBb
Not that pussy Nelson Burton....
Dsus2Dsus2       Bb majorBb         Dsus2Dsus2  Bb majorBb
Hey Mark Roth! Hey Earl the Pearl....
   Dsus2Dsus2        Bb majorBb
How 'bout Dickie Weber....
   Dsus2Dsus2           Bb majorBb
I'll turn the motherfuckers....


CHORUS:
C5C5    G5G5    Eb5Eb5  C5C5      G5G5   Eb5Eb5
And as I roll the ball....
C5C5     G5G5   Eb5Eb5 FF
die!" I'm almighty Malachai....
C5C5        G5G5  Eb5Eb5
God. The smell of....
C5C5        G5G5   Eb5Eb5
high. Kiss those....
C5C5     G5G5   Eb5Eb5 FF
bye. I'm almighty Malachai....
    C5C5
bowling God!
G5G5  Eb5Eb5 C5C5 G5G5 Eb5Eb5 C5C5 G5G5 Eb5Eb5
Yeah!
FF        C majorC
 The bowling God.

End on C.


Chords used:
Bb.....x13331
C......332010
C5.....x35553
Dsus2..xx0230
Eb5....x68886
G......320033
G5.....355433
F......133211