Baby chords by Stephen Lynch

Chords with lyrics

Stpehen Lynch
"Ugly Baby"
From The Craig Machine

Submitted by TheVar ([email protected])
No real notes, but still e-mail me with corrections.

*Capo 1st Fret

A augmentedA - AsusAsus (x4)

  B minorBm     E MajorE  A augmentedA
My lady give birth today
  B minorBm     E MajorE     A augmentedA
I run to her room right away
   B minorBm     E MajorE     F# minorF#m     D MajorD
She smiles with glee, and hands her to me
  D MajorD           E MajorE
I look at my newborn and say

 A augmentedA      B minorBm  E MajorE
Damn thats an ugly baby
 A augmentedA      B minorBm    E MajorE
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
   B minorBm       E MajorE      F# minorF#m
I'm feeling quite concerned,

my semen must have turned
    D MajorD        E MajorE  A augmentedA
Cause damn that's an ugly baby


This is just what I feared
Her head is mishapen and wierd
She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big
But her hair color doesn't match her beard


Damn thats an ugly baby
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
I give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back in
Cause damn thats and ugly baby


   B minorBm
And when she smiles I find
A augmentedA        E MajorE
Shame McGallen comes to mind
 B minorBm
It makes me want to cry
A augmentedA          E MajorE
When I look into her good eye
B minorBm
I always wanted kids
A augmentedA        E MajorE
Is it wrong to hope for SIDS
 B minorBm
The doctor calles me in
A augmentedA       E MajorE
Mr. Lynch she has a twin



Damn that's a good lookin baby
One for two on the good lookin babys
Now I start to weep, this one we can keep
Cause that was an ugly baby

She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye
And thank God only one nose but it's on her left thigh
The thought of changing her diaper each day
Or powdering her ass with that tail in the way
I think I could get a good price on Ebay...