Dick In A Box chords by The Lonely Island

Hey girl
   I got somethin' real important to give you
   So just sit down and listen

   Cm
   Girl you know we've been together such a long long time
   (Such a long time)
   Cm
       And now I'm ready   to lay it on the line
   Cm
   Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
   (Open wide)
   Cm
   Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
   (What's on my mind)

Gm
   A gift real special,
      Cm
   So take off the top
                 Fm
   take a look inside
Cm
   It's my dick in a box
   (It's in a box)

   Gm
   Not gonna get you a diamond ring
   Cm
   That sort of gift don't mean anything
   Gm
   Not gonna get you a fancy car
   Cm
   Girl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star

   ---                 Gm
   Not gonna get you a house in the hills
     Cm
   A girl like you needs somethin' real
   Gm
   Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
   Cm
   Somethin' special girl

                     Fm (let ring)
   It's my dick in a box
Cm
   My dick in a box babe
                     Fm
   It's my dick in a box
Cm
   Ooh, my dick in a box girl

           ---            Gm
   See I'm wise enough to know
                     Cm
   When a gift needs givin', and I got just the one
Cm
   Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none

              Gm
   To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
        Cm
   It's easy to do just follow these steps:

  (Gm
   1, cut a hole in a box
   Cm
   2, put your junk in that box
  (Gm
   3, make her open the box
   Cm
   And that's the way you do it

     (no chords)
   It's my dick in a box
                Cm
   My dick in a box babe
                     Fm
   It's my dick in a box
     Cm
   Ooh, my dick in a box girl

   (Gm)
   Christmas, dick in a box
   (Cm)
   Hanukkah, dick in a box
   (Gm)
   Kwanzaa, a dick in a box
   Cm
   Every single holiday a dick in a box

   Gm
   Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
   Cm
   Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
   Cm
   Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in a box, yeah yeah yeah

   (Outro)
   My dick in a box
   My dick in a box
   My dick in a box