Threw It On The Ground chords by The Lonely Island

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

This is a guitar version of a song with no guitar. If you want to understand how to play watch the
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Original key: G minorGm

Intro:
A minorAm C majorC
A minorAm FF E MajorE

Verse 1:
A minorAm            C majorC
I was walking through the city streets
   A minorAm                 FF   E MajorE
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
A minorAm        C majorC
"Run faster, jump higher"
     A minorAm             FF
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me
 E MajorE        A minorAm   C majorC
I threw it on the ground
           A minorAm
You must think I'm a joke
 FF       E MajorE      A minorAm
I ain't gonna be part of your system
C majorC       A minorAm            FF   E MajorE
Man, pump that garbage in another man's veins

Verse 2:
 A minorAm        C majorC
I go to my favorite hotdog stand
    A minorAm                FF
And the dude says "You come here all the time"
 E MajorE       A minorAm
"Here's one for free."
    C majorC             A minorAm
I said "Man, what'd I look like? A augmentedA charity case?"
 FF      E MajorE        A minorAm
I took it and threw it on the ground
C majorC         A minorAm    FF
I don't need your hand-outs
E MajorE    A minorAm
I'm an adult!
C majorC
Please!
     A minorAm       FF  E MajorE
You can't buy me, hot dog man

Verse 3:
A minorAm               C majorC
At the Farmer's Market with my so-called "girlfriend"
A minorAm             FF E MajorE      A minorAm
She hands me her cell phone says it's my dad
   C majorC
Man, this ain't my dad!
A minorAm         FF
This is a cell phone
 E MajorE        A minorAm   C majorC
I threw it on the ground
          A minorAm   FF
What you think I'm stupid?
     E MajorE      A minorAm   C majorC
I'm not a part of your system
        A minorAm   FF  E MajorE
My dad's not a phone, duh!

   A minorAm            C majorC
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
     A minorAm
What you want me to do with this? Eat it?
FF   E MajorE        A minorAm   C majorC
Happy Birthday to the ground!
               A minorAm
I threw the rest of the cake too
        FF     E MajorE
Welcome to the real world, jackass!

A minorAm        C majorC
So many things to throw on the ground
   A minorAm        FF       E MajorE
Like this and this and that and even this
A minorAm      C majorC
I'M AN ADULT!

A minorAm              FF       E MajorE
Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
A minorAm   C majorC
GROUND!
         A minorAm
Nobody wants your autograph!
FF    E MajorE
Phonies!
A minorAm            C majorC             A minorAm
Then the two phonies got up, turned out they had a taser
     FF        E MajorE
And they tased me in the butt-hole
A minorAm           C majorC
Fell to the ground, the phonies didn't let up
A minorAm           FF    E MajorE
Tasin' on my butt-hole over and over
   A minorAm             C majorC
I was screaming and squirming, my butthole was on fire
  A minorAm         FF   E MajorE        A minorAm
The moral of the story is you can't trust the system
N.C.
Man!

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