Threw It On The Ground chords by The Lonely Island

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

This is a guitar version of a song with no guitar. If you want to understand how to play watch the
company video.

Original key: Gm

Intro:
Am C
Am F E

Verse 1:
Am                        C
I was walking through the city streets
      Am                                  F      E
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
Am                C
"Run faster, jump higher"
         Am                          F
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me
  E               Am     C
I threw it on the ground
                     Am
You must think I'm a joke
  F              E            Am
I ain't gonna be part of your system
C              Am                       F     E
Man, pump that garbage in another man's veins

Verse 2:
  Am                C
I go to my favorite hotdog stand
        Am                               F
And the dude says "You come here all the time"
 E              Am
"Here's one for free."
        C                          Am
I said "Man, what'd I look like? A charity case?"
  F           E               Am
I took it and threw it on the ground
C                 Am        F
I don't need your hand-outs
E        Am
I'm an adult!
C
Please!
          Am              F   E
You can't buy me, hot dog man

Verse 3:
Am                             C
At the Farmer's Market with my so-called "girlfriend"
Am                         F E           Am
She hands me her cell phone says it's my dad
     C
Man, this ain't my dad!
Am                  F
This is a cell phone
  E               Am     C
I threw it on the ground
                   Am      F
What you think I'm stupid?
          E            Am      C
I'm not a part of your system
               Am     F   E
My dad's not a phone, duh!

     Am                       C
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
         Am
What you want me to do with this? Eat it?
F     E               Am      C
Happy Birthday to the ground!
                             Am
I threw the rest of the cake too
                F          E
Welcome to the real world, jackass!

Am                C
So many things to throw on the ground
     Am                F             E
Like this and this and that and even this
Am           C
I'M AN ADULT!

Am                           F             E
Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
Am      C
GROUND!
                  Am
Nobody wants your autograph!
F       E
Phonies!
Am                       C                         Am
Then the two phonies got up, turned out they had a taser
         F               E
And they tased me in the butt-hole
Am                      C
Fell to the ground, the phonies didn't let up
Am                     F        E
Tasin' on my butt-hole over and over
      Am                          C
I was screaming and squirming, my butthole was on fire
    Am                 F      E               Am
The moral of the story is you can't trust the system
N.C.
Man!