Jizz In My Pants chords by The Lonely Island

Guitar chords with lyrics

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e |-----------------------------------|
BB |----10----6----3--------------------|
G+G |------------------------------------|
D MajorD |------------------------------------|
A augmentedA |------------------------------------|
E MajorE |-----------------------------------|

FF                          G+G
Lock eyes from across the room
A minorAm
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
FF                          G+G
Take your hands, skip the names
A minorAm
No need here for the silly games
FF                          G+G
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
A minorAm
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
FF 		    G+G
Move in close as the lasers fly
A minorAm
Our bodies touch and the angels cry

FF 		      G+G
Leave this place go back to yours
A minorAm
Our lips first touch outside your doors
FF                            G+G
The whole night what we've got in store
A minorAm
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
FF                             G+G
And I jizz in my pants

FF                             G+G
This really never happens you can take my word
A minorAm
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
FF                              G+G
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
A minorAm
And now I jizz in my pants
FF                               G+G
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
A minorAm
Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt
FF
I'm very sensitive , some would say thats a plus

A minorAm
Now I'll go home and change

(carry on with this rythem)

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit
And I jizzed in my pants

It's perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup
On aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair
You were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans makes me
Bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'm gonna pay by check

Last week, I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang
And I jizzed in my pants

Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A augmentedA song comes on that reminds me of you
And I jizz in my pants

The next day
My alarm goes off
And I jizz in my pants

Open the window and a breeze rolls in
And I jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
I jizzed in my pants

I just ate a grape
And I jizzed in my pants

I went to. . .
Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?

Capo 1st Fret
FF                   G+G
I jizz right in my pants
A minorAm
Every time you're next to me
FF                    G+G
And when we're holdin hands
A minorAm
Its like havin sex with me
FF                     G+G
You say I'm premature
A minorAm
I just call it ectasy
FF                     G+G
I wear a rubber at all times
A minorAm
Its a necessity
FF                      G+G
Cuz I jizz in my pants
A minorAm
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3))
FF                       G+G
Yes I jizz in my pants
A minorAm
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

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