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The Lonely Island chords for Jizz in my pants

Jizz In My Pants chords by The Lonely Island

The Lonely Island chords for Jizz in my pants

Guitar chords with lyrics

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e |-----------------------------------|
A chord diagramBB |----10----6----3--------------------|
A chord diagramG+G |------------------------------------|
A chord diagramD MajorD |------------------------------------|
A chord diagramA augmentedA |------------------------------------|
A chord diagramE MajorE |-----------------------------------|

A chord diagramFF                          A chord diagramG+G
Lock eyes from across the room
A chord diagramA minorAm
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
A chord diagramFF                          A chord diagramG+G
Take your hands, skip the names
A chord diagramA minorAm
No need here for the silly games
A chord diagramFF                          A chord diagramG+G
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
A chord diagramA minorAm
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
A chord diagramFF 		    A chord diagramG+G
Move in close as the lasers fly
A chord diagramA minorAm
Our bodies touch and the angels cry

A chord diagramFF 		      A chord diagramG+G
Leave this place go back to yours
A chord diagramA minorAm
Our lips first touch outside your doors
A chord diagramFF                            A chord diagramG+G
The whole night what we've got in store
A chord diagramA minorAm
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
A chord diagramFF                             A chord diagramG+G
And I jizz in my pants

A chord diagramFF                             A chord diagramG+G
This really never happens you can take my word
A chord diagramA minorAm
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
A chord diagramFF                              A chord diagramG+G
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
A chord diagramA minorAm
And now I jizz in my pants
A chord diagramFF                               A chord diagramG+G
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
A chord diagramA minorAm
Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt
A chord diagramFF
I'm very sensitive , some would say thats a plus

A chord diagramA minorAm
Now I'll go home and change

(carry on with this rythem)

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit
And I jizzed in my pants

It's perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup
On aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair
You were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans makes me
Bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'm gonna pay by check

Last week, I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang
And I jizzed in my pants

Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A chord diagramA augmentedA song comes on that reminds me of you
And I jizz in my pants

The next day
My alarm goes off
And I jizz in my pants

Open the window and a breeze rolls in
And I jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
I jizzed in my pants

I just ate a grape
And I jizzed in my pants

I went to. . .
Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?

Capo 1st Fret
A chord diagramFF                   A chord diagramG+G
I jizz right in my pants
A chord diagramA minorAm
Every time you're next to me
A chord diagramFF                    A chord diagramG+G
And when we're holdin hands
A chord diagramA minorAm
Its like havin sex with me
A chord diagramFF                     A chord diagramG+G
You say I'm premature
A chord diagramA minorAm
I just call it ectasy
A chord diagramFF                     A chord diagramG+G
I wear a rubber at all times
A chord diagramA minorAm
Its a necessity
A chord diagramFF                      A chord diagramG+G
Cuz I jizz in my pants
A chord diagramA minorAm
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3))
A chord diagramFF                       A chord diagramG+G
Yes I jizz in my pants
A chord diagramA minorAm
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

ⓘ Guitar chords for 'Jizz In My Pants' by The Lonely Island, a comedy band formed in 2001 from Berkeley, California, USA

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