Guitar chords with lyrics
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G+G |------------------------------------|
D MajorD |------------------------------------|
A augmentedA |------------------------------------|
E MajorE |-----------------------------------|
FF
G+G Lock eyes from across the room
A minorAm Down my drink while the rhythms boom
FF
G+G Take your hands, skip the names
A minorAm No need here for the silly games
FF
G+G Make our way through the smoke and crowd
A minorAm The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
FF
G+G Move in close as the lasers fly
A minorAm Our bodies touch and the angels cry
FF
G+G Leave this place go back to yours
A minorAm Our lips first touch outside your doors
FF
G+G The whole night what we've got in store
A minorAm Whisper in my ear that you want some more
FF
G+G And I jizz in my pants
FF
G+G This really never happens you can take my word
A minorAm I won't apologize, that's just absurd
FF
G+G Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
A minorAm And now I jizz in my pants
FF
G+G Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
A minorAm Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt
FF I'm very sensitive , some would say thats a plus
A minorAm Now I'll go home and change (carry on with this rythem) I need a few things from the grocery Do things alone now mostly Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love Surprise in my eyes when I looked above The checkout counter and I saw her face My heart stood still so did time and space Never thought that I could feel real again But the look in her eyes said I need a friend She turned to me that's when she said it Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit And I jizzed in my pants It's perfectly normal Nothing wrong with me But we're going to need a cleanup On aisle 3 And now I'm posed in an awkward stance Because I jizzed in my pants To be fair You were flirting a lot Plus the way you bag cans makes me Bothered and hot Please stop acting like you're not impressed One more thing I'm gonna pay by check Last week, I saw a film As I recall it was a horror film Walked outside into the rain Checked my phone and saw you rang And I jizzed in my pants Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash Need to get away, need to make a dash
A augmentedA song comes on that reminds me of you And I jizz in my pants The next day My alarm goes off And I jizz in my pants Open the window and a breeze rolls in And I jizz in my pants When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzed in my pants I just ate a grape And I jizzed in my pants I went to. . . Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok? Capo 1st Fret
FF
G+G I jizz right in my pants
A minorAm Every time you're next to me
FF
G+G And when we're holdin hands
A minorAm Its like havin sex with me
FF
G+G You say I'm premature
A minorAm I just call it ectasy
FF
G+G I wear a rubber at all times
A minorAm Its a necessity
FF
G+G Cuz I jizz in my pants
A minorAm (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3))
FF
G+G Yes I jizz in my pants
A minorAm (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)
ⓘ Guitar chords for 'Jizz In My Pants' by The Lonely Island, a comedy band formed in 2001 from Berkeley, California, USA