Chords with lyrics
Hey girl
I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
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Girl you know we've been together such a long long time
(Such a long time)
C minorCm
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
C minorCm
Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
(Open wide)
C minorCm
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
(What's on my mind)
G minorGm
A augmentedA gift real special,
C minorCm
So take off the top
F minorFm
take a look inside
C minorCm
It's my dick in a box
(It's in a box)
G minorGm
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
C minorCm
That sort of gift don't mean anything
G minorGm
Not gonna get you a fancy car
C minorCm
Girl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star
--- G minorGm
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
C minorCm
A augmentedA girl like you needs somethin' real
G minorGm
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
C minorCm
Somethin' special girl
F minorFm (let ring)
It's my dick in a box
C minorCm
My dick in a box babe
F minorFm
It's my dick in a box
C minorCm
Ooh, my dick in a box girl
--- G minorGm
See I'm wise enough to know
C minorCm
When a gift needs givin', and I got just the one
C minorCm
Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
G minorGm
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
C minorCm
It's easy to do just follow these steps:
(G minorGm
1, cut a hole in a box
C minorCm
2, put your junk in that box
(G minorGm
3, make her open the box
C minorCm
And that's the way you do it
(no chords)
It's my dick in a box
C minorCm
My dick in a box babe
F minorFm
It's my dick in a box
C minorCm
Ooh, my dick in a box girl
(G minorGm)
Christmas, dick in a box
(C minorCm)
Hanukkah, dick in a box
(G minorGm)
Kwanzaa, a dick in a box
C minorCm
Every single holiday a dick in a box
G minorGm
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
C minorCm
Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
C minorCm
Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in a box, yeah yeah yeah
(Outro)
My dick in a box
My dick in a box
My dick in a box
