Chords with lyrics
Verse 1:
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Me and my wife and my dog named nasty
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were headed to Houston from up in Nebraska
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Gettin' kinda cool up north for a man like me
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Well I dont mind workin' in the sleet and snow
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But when it gets down to forty below
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Thats a little too cool for me
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Cuz' I'm a little man
Verse 2:
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Well we pulled in to a town called Llano
Texas
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Stopped at a bar called the opposite sexes
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Drivin' all day and ready for a little nip
After fourteen flats and a broken transmission
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We's just about ready for a little intermission
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That's a little too much for me
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Cuz' I'm a little man
Verse 3:
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We were sittin' at a table, 'bout half soused
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When the biggest man in the whole durn house
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Poured a glass of beer down the front of my sweet wife's dress
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Well accidents happen so I let him alone
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But he done it again and the fight was on
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Everybody likes to pick on me
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Cuz' I'm a little man
Verse 4:
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Well I hit him in the belly and I hit him in the chin
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And he just stand there, look at me and grin
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And I know I'd caught me a wildcat by the tail
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Now my sweet little wife weighs three hundred pounds
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And when she hit him, he hit the groun
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She hit a little harder that me
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Cuz' I'm a little man
Verse 5:
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Well he come up swingin' like I figured he would
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And he knocked my wife just as far as he could
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Across two tables and into the little boys room
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Well I hit him in the teeth with a bottle of beer
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And I seen his eyes begin to steer
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You don't never wanna underestimate a little man
Verse 6:
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Now everybody in the house began to scatter
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They could tell this little man was a gettin' madder
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They could tell by the look in my eyes that I was gettin' sore
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Well there was fourteen cops standin' outside
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All of 'em scared to come inside and break up the fight
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Between me, my wife and the big man
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Well he was beatin' my against that floor
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And just know'd he'd kill me for sure
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So I called on my sweet little wife
Git ole Nasty
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Well ole Nasty got him by the seat of the pants
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And I seen me a big man doing a dance
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Ole Nasty takes up for me
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Cuz' I'm a little man
Verse 8:
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Well he got up and made a run for the door
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And my sweet wife caught him with a two by four
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Right behind the ear and knocked him clear across country
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After fifteen bites and two block later
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Ole Nastys comin' on like an alligator
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We figured we'd better call him off
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Cuz he's a big dog
Verse 9:
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Well that's the way it's been since time began
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Big man jumpin' on a little man
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He's scared to go jumpin' on somebody his own size
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Well that's OK but before you hit him
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Ya better look around and see who's with him
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Better take a litte tip from me
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Cuz' I'm a little man