Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Key: D Difficulty: Novice Intro: Lil Dicky: D G Bm A What’s up, world? It’s your boy, just one of the guys down here. D G Well, I could be more specific. Uh, I’m a human, and I just wanted to, Bm A for the sake of all of us earthlings out there, just wanted to say:
Chorus: D G We love the Earth, it is our planet Bm A We love the Earth, it is our home D G We love the Earth, it is our planet Bm A We love the Earth, it is our home Justin Bieber: D G Hi, I’m a baboon Bm A I’m like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge Ariana Grande: D G Hey, I’m a zebra Bm No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool A Am I white or black? Halsey: D G I’m a lion cub, and I’m always getting licked (Meow!) Zac Brown: Bm How’s it going? I’m a cow (Moo!) A You drink milk from my tits (Moo) Brendon Urie: D I’m a fat, fucking pig Hailee Steinfeld: D I’m a common fungus Wiz Khalifa: G I’m a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole Snoop Dogg: Bm A I’m a marijuana plant, I can get you fucked up Kevin Hart: A And I’m Kanye West Chorus: D G We love the Earth, it is our planet Bm A We love the Earth, it is our home D G We love the Earth, it is our planet Bm A We love the Earth, it is our home D We love the Earth Adam Levine: D Ba-dum-da-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di G We are the vultures, feed on the dead Shawn Mendes: Bm We’re just some rhinos, horny as heck Charlie Puth: A I’m just a giraffe, what’s with this neck? Sia: D Hippity-hop, I’m a kangaroo G I hop all day, up and down with you Miley Cyrus: Bm I’m an elephant, I got junk in my trunk Lil Jon: A What the fuck? I’m a clam! Rita Ora: A I’m a wolf. Howl! Miguel: D I’m a squirrel, lookin’ for my next nut Katy Perry: G And I’m a pony, just a freak horse, heh-heh-heh Bm But, uh, c’mon, get on (Yah) A Giddee-up, let’s ride Lil Yachty: D G Bm I’m HPV, don’t let me in Ed Sheeran: A I’m a koala and I sleep all the time D So what? It’s cute Meghan Trainor: G We love you, India Joel Embiid: Bm We love you, Africa Tory Lanez: A We love the Chinese Lil Dicky: D We forgive you, Germany Chorus: D G Earth, it is our planet (It’s our planet) Bm A We love the Earth (We love the Earth), it is our home (Home) D G We love the Earth, it is our planet (It is our planet) Bm A We love the Earth, it is our home D We love the Earth Verse 3: Lil Dicky: D G I’m a man (Hello?) Bm Can you hear me? (Anyone out there? Hello?) A I’ve trudged the Earth for so damn long D And still don’t know shit (What’s going on?) G I hope it’s not a simulation (Huh) Bm Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro A And, yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautiful D And it covers up our human dick (Woo), eat a lot of tuna fish D But these days, it’s like we don’t know how to act G All these shootings, pollution, we under attack on ourselves Bm A Like, let’s all just chill (Hey), respect what we built (Hey) D Like look at the internet! It’s cracking as hell G Fellas, don’t you love the cum when you have sex? (Ayy) Bm And I heard women orgasms are better than a dick (Uh) A So what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for? D G Bm A Love, and we love the Earth (The Earth) Ariana Grande: D G Bm Oh, yeah, baby, I love the Earth A I love this planet Lil Dicky: D Hey, Russia, we’re cool G Hey, Asia, all of you, c’mon Bm Every one of you from the plains to the Sahara A Let’s come together and live Choir: D G Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum, hum-dum-dum-dae-dum PSY: Bm ?-?-??? ??? ???? Bad Bunny: A Amamos la tierra Kris Wu: A ????? Outro: Lil Dicky, Ariana Grande & Justin Bieber: D (We love you, we love you) G C’mon everybody, I know we’re not all the same Bm But we’re living on the same Earth (We love you, we love you) A Have you ever been to Earth? Everyone who is listening has been to Earth, Ariana D (We love you, we love you) We’re not making music for aliens here G Are we gonna die? Bm You know what, Bieber? We might die (We love you, we love you) I’m not going to lie to you A I mean, there’s so many people out here who don’t believe Global Warming’s a real thing. You know? D We gotta save this planet. We’re being stupid G Unless we get our shit together now
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