Chords with lyrics
Intro:
F# minorF#m D MajorD F# minorF#m E MajorE
F# minorF#m A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD
F# minorF#m B minorBm D MajorD F# minorF#m
F#m B minorBm D MajorD F# minorF#m
Verse:
F# minorF#m B minorBm
Once upon a time there was a princess man
D MajorD F# minorF#m
He had the special powers of the checkout scan
F# minorF#m B minorBm
He could price out any product from the UPCs
D MajorD F# minorF#m
But he couldn't see the forest for the symmetries
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A augmentedA perfect paranoia now engulfs my pets
D MajorD F# minorF#m
That I'm using them as simple social safety nets
F# minorF#m B minorBm
I wish this loneliness upon myself, I'm told
D MajorD F# minorF#m
Cause both puppy chow and vengeance are a dish served cold
Chorus:
F# minorF#m D MajorD
Meeting with the neighbor traps you in a chat
F# minorF#m E MajorE
The dog is kind of bored until she lays down flat
F# minorF#m A augmentedA E MajorE
I just walk out and wander like a floating bag
D MajorD
And a city dog can always get a hearty wag
Verse:
F# minorF#m B minorBm
So face it, you can't win, who has to try this hard?
D MajorD F# minorF#m
I guess the ace that's in my sleeve is just a pity card
F# minorF#m B minorBm
But I know I rod e a camel from this camera shot
D MajorD F# minorF#m
And I must've had some sexy times that I forgot
F# minorF#m B minorBm
I wait to fall in love, I wait to see Brazil
D MajorD F# minorF#m
I wait to see if plants survive my windowsill
F# minorF#m B minorBm
I wait to see the Northern lights I always missed
D MajorD F# minorF#m
Like chicken breast, it's piled in my bucket list
Chorus:
F# minorF#m D MajorD
But with laughter and with pain that's a broken heart
F# minorF#m E MajorE
When happy ever after is the way it starts
F# minorF#m A augmentedA E MajorE
But if there's potholes in the rock and roll I tell
D MajorD
At least it's still a pothole on the road to hell
Verse:
F# minorF#m B minorBm
Avenue A augmentedA was once enthused I guess
D MajorD F# minorF#m
In retrospect compared to all this plywood mess
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Like a dog sits in depression touching chin to floor
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No one with a job has got the dough no more
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Now he's packing heat and gigging in Shanghai
D MajorD F# minorF#m
And no one knows he's secretly a famous guy
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An everlasting fire burns among the cancer smoke
D MajorD F# minorF#m
Like a journalist still asking "what is antifolk?"
Bridge:
B minorBm F# minorF#m
Anyone can catalogue the reasons here
B minorBm F# minorF#m
Any rationale can be a thing I think
B minorBm F# minorF#m
Any word of welcome can be sweet and clear
D MajorD C# minorC#m
With a hidden scammy virus in the hyperlink
Verse:
F# minorF#m B minorBm
But tell us little stories till we feel more good
D MajorD F# minorF#m
Tell us little stories just like Hollywood
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Tell us little stories so the hours pass
D MajorD F# minorF#m
As we row to reach the island of the middle class