The Ancient Art Of Always Fucking Up Chords

♫ Intro: D A Bm G A ♫ Verse 1: D A If all mistakes were made in stone Bm I'd build a wall so tall, you'd see for miles G A D And every man and child would come to see A Stand and laugh at me Bm Like you would not believe and I can't blame them ♫ Pre-Chorus: G A F#m It's kinda funny when you start to think about the kind of fool G D Who breaks his heart as often as the moon A Shows its face to you F#m G D And I regret to say politely I'm the guy who'll more than likely lose A Like I always do

♫ Chorus: D So tell me are you running scared A 'Cause you know that I'm beyond repair? Bm F#m G A D Well, baby, I'm a master of the ancient art of always fucking up A Everything I've ever loved Bm F#m G A D 'Cause I wrote the books, the study of the ancient art of always fucking up ♫ Verse 2: D A May I, have your attention, please? Bm Step right up and see the most amazing G A D The absolutely mind-inflaming show A About a boy who sold his soul Bm For a shot at love and gold G A And he almost made it but lost it on the way ♫ Pre-Chorus: F#m The story goes, now he's the kind of fool G D Who breaks his heart as often as the moon A Shows its face to you F#m G D And I regret to say politely I'm the guy who'll more than likely lose A Like I always do ♫ Chorus: D So tell me are you running scared A 'Cause you know that I'm beyond repair? Bm F#m G A D Well, baby, I'm a master of the ancient art of always fucking up A Everything I've ever loved Bm F#m They fall from me like autumn leaves G A D A The wake I make it scattered with debris, of everything that could have been Bm F#m G A Bm 'Cause I wrote the books, the study of the ancient art of always fucking up ♫ Bridge: A G And I'm bleak by design, forget all my lines A I've burned all my blessings more than half the time Bm A G Been trapped in my ways, but I'm desperate to change A So let me know if you'll stay ♫ Chorus: D So tell me are you running scared A 'Cause you know that I'm beyond repair? Bm F#m G A D Well, baby, I'm a master of the ancient art of always fucking up A Everything I've ever loved Bm F#m G A D 'Cause I wrote the books, the study of the ancient art of always fucking up