Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Capo 1
Verse 1:
C majorC FF C majorC
If I was a liberal, I'd find a way somehow
C majorC G+G
To make man think he created God and not the other way around
FF
And what you see on TV will seem like the gospel truth
G+G C majorC
And I'd make right look so wrong, I'd make wrong look so cool
FF G+G FF
Hey, anything to keep you on my level
C majorC
If I was a liberal
Verse 2:
C majorC FF C majorC
And if I was a liberal, everyone would just see color
C majorC G+G
And I'd take all religions and turn them against each other
FF
I'd sit back and I'd love it, I'd watch you fuel the hate
G+G C majorC
I'd light fires on the evening news and let you fan the flames
FF G+G FF
Hey, anything to keep you out of heaven
C majorC
If I was a liberal
Chorus:
FF G+G A minorAm
And I'd just keep on doing what I'm doing
FF G+G A minorAm
What I'm doing sure is working out
FF G+G A minorAm
And if you don't believe me, I could prove it
FF G+G
Hey, all you need to do is look around
A minorAm G+G FF
Yeah, I'd be thinking things just can't get better
FF C majorC
If I was a liberal
Chorus:
FF G+G A minorAm
And I'd just keep on doing what I'm doing
FF G+G A minorAm
What I'm doing sure is working out
FF G+G A minorAm
And if you don't believe me, I could prove it
FF G+G
Hey, all you need to do is look around
A minorAm G+G FF
Yeah, I'd be thinking things just can't get better
FF C majorC
If I was a liberal
Verse 3:
C majorC FF C majorC
If I was a liberal, when all is said and done
C majorC G+G
I'd be the coward that I am, and I'd tuck my tail and run
FF
I'd hide out in the darkness I'm destined to regret
C majorC G+G C majorC
'Cause if I was Pelosi, hell, I'd be scared to death