The Science Of Selling Yourself Short chords by Less Than Jake

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	    THE SCIENCE OF SELLING YOURSELF SHORT - Less Than Jake
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Tabbed by: dodlhuat
Tuning: Standard

Dm
I've come to my senses,
F
That I've become senseless,
F
I could give you lessons on how to ruin your friendships,
F
Every last conviction, I smoked them all away,
Dm
I drank my frustrations down the drain, out of the way,
Dm
So I sit and wait and wonder,
       Gm
"Does anyone else feel like me?"
            Bb
Someone so tired of their routines and disappearing self-esteems,

C
I'll sing along,

Yeah with every emergency,
C
Just sing along,

I'm the king of catastrophies,
C
I'm so far gone,
                        C
That deep down inside I think it's fine by me,
                 F
I'm my own worst enemy


F
I could be an expert on co-dependency,
F
I could write the best book on underage tragedy,
F
I've been spending my time at the local liquor store,
Dm
I've been sleeping nightly on my best friends kitchen floor,
Dm
So I sit and wait and wonder,
      Gm
"Does anyone else feel like me?"
       Bb
I'm so over-dosed on apathy and burnt out on sympathy.


C
I'll sing along,

Yeah with every emergency,
C
Just sing along,

I'm the king of catastrophies,
C
I'm so far gone,
                        C
That deep down inside I think it's fine by me,
                 F
I'm my own worst enemy


Am
Let the meaning slip away
C
Lost my faith in another day,
Am
Self deprication seems okay,
        C
I never thought I'd make it anyway


C
I'll sing along,

Yeah with every emergency,
C
Just sing along,

I'm the king of catastrophies,
C
I'm so far gone,
                        C
That deep down inside I think it's fine by me,
                 F
I'm my own worst enemy