Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (
E MajorE 
A augmentedA 
D MajorD 
G+G 
BB E MajorE)
Verse:
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
When we pulled into Argo Port in need of R & R
A augmentedA E MajorE
The crew set out investigating every joint and bar
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
We had high expectations of their hospitality
A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA
But found too late it wasn't geared for spacers such as we
Chorus:
D MajorD A augmentedA
And we're banned from Argo, every one
D MajorD E MajorE
Banned from Argo just for having a little fun
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD BB
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA
But Argo doesn't want us anymore
Verse:
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
Our captain's tastes were simple but his methods were complex
A augmentedA E MajorE
We found him with five partners each of a different world and sex
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
The shore police were on the way -- we had no second chance
A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA
We beamed him up in the nick of time in the remnants of his pants
Chorus:
D MajorD A augmentedA
And we're banned from Argo, every one
D MajorD E MajorE
Banned from Argo just for having a little fun
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD BB
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA
But Argo doesn't want us anymore
Verse:
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
Our engineer would yield to none in putting down the brew
A augmentedA E MajorE
He outdrank seven space marines and a demolition crew
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
The navigator didn't win but he outdrank almost all
A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA
And now they've got a shuttlecraft on the roof of city hall
Chorus:
D MajorD A augmentedA
And we're banned from Argo, every one
D MajorD E MajorE
Banned from Argo just for having a little fun
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD BB
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA
But Argo doesn't want us anymore
Verse:
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
Our proper cool first officer was drugged with something green
A augmentedA E MajorE
And hauled into an alley where he suffered things obscene
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
He sobered up in sickbay and he's none the worse for wear
A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA
Except he somehow taught the bridge computer how to swear
Chorus:
D MajorD A augmentedA
And we're banned from Argo, every one
D MajorD E MajorE
Banned from Argo just for having a little fun
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD BB
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA
But Argo doesn't want us anymore
Verse:
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
The head nurse disappeared a while in the major dope bazaar
A augmentedA E MajorE
Buying an odd green potion guaranteed to cause pon farr
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
She came home with no uniform and an oddly cheerful heart
A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA
And a painful way of walking with her feet a yard apart
Chorus:
D MajorD A augmentedA
And we're banned from Argo, every one
D MajorD E MajorE
Banned from Argo just for having a little fun
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD BB
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA
But Argo doesn't want us anymore
Verse:
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
Our lady of communications won a ship-wide bet
A augmentedA E MajorE
By getting into the planet's main communications net
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
Now every time someone calls up on an Argo telescreen
A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA
The flesh is there, but the clothes they wear are nowhere to be seen
Chorus:
D MajorD A augmentedA
And we're banned from Argo, every one
D MajorD E MajorE
Banned from Argo just for having a little fun
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD BB
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA
But Argo doesn't want us anymore
Verse:
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
Our Doctor loves Humanity; his private life is quiet
A augmentedA E MajorE
The Shore Police arrested him for inciting whores to riot
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
We found him in the city jail, locked on and beamed him free-
A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA
Intact except for hickeys and six kinds of VD
Chorus:
D MajorD A augmentedA
And we're banned from Argo, every one
D MajorD E MajorE
Banned from Argo just for having a little fun
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD BB
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA
But Argo doesn't want us anymore
Verse:
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
Our Helmsman loves exotic plants; the plants all love him too
A augmentedA E MajorE
He took some down on leave with him and we wondered what they'd do
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
'Til the planetary governor called and swore upon his life
A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA
That a gang of plants entwined his house and then seduced his wife!
Chorus:
D MajorD A augmentedA
And we're banned from Argo, every one
D MajorD E MajorE
Banned from Argo just for having a little fun
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD BB
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA
But Argo doesn't want us anymore
Verse:
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
A majorA gang of Klingons landed, and nobody seemed to care
A augmentedA E MajorE
They stamped into the nearest bar to announce that they were there
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
Half our crew was busy there, and invited them to play
A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA
But the Klingons only looked at us, and turned and ran away
Chorus:
D MajorD A augmentedA
And we're banned from Argo, every one
D MajorD E MajorE
Banned from Argo just for having a little fun
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD BB
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA
But Argo doesn't want us anymore
Verse:
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
Our crew is Starfleet's finest, and our record is our pride
A augmentedA E MajorE
And when we play we tend to leave a trail a mile wide
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
We're sorry about the wreckage and the riots and the fuss;
A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA
At least we're sure that planet won't be quick forgetting us!
Chorus:
D MajorD A augmentedA
And we're banned from Argo, every one
D MajorD E MajorE
Banned from Argo just for having a little fun
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD BB
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA
But Argo doesn't want us anymore
E MajorE A augmentedA
...Wonder why?
