Dear Towlie chords by Michael Lenardi

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Dear Towley
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I don't think I like you anymore
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We used to hangout a lot
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Now all you do is smoke pot
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Oh dear Towley I don't like you anymore

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When you were pledging I thought you'd be president of our fraternity
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Your eyes are red, your always high
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You cant stop swiping right fucking fat titty bitches all night
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Dear Towley I dont like you anymore

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Now he says....(You're a Towel!)

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Dear Towley
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I dont think I like you anymore
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You got this big stupid rudolph nose
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And you dont know why you fuck these hoes
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Dear Towley I don't like you anymore

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All I wanna do is play beer pong
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But you cant put down the bong
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Maybe that's how you do it in Romania
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Tokin up everywhere you go face lookin like a potato
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Dear Towley I think I like you after all


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