Ben Bernanke chords by Lemon Demon

Intro: D Cm Eb Cm Eb Cm Eb Cm Eb

Verse 1:
Cm      Eb
 Hello there, Spencer
Cm     Ab
 I see you, you boy, boy
Cm     Eb
 I see you, Spencer
Cm    D
 With my eyes

F       E       Eb       D
 You're the architect of my dreams, Spencer
   F       E         Eb
 You plan them, and build them on blue paper
   D
 And hand them to me

Cm      Eb
 And then I dream them, Spencer
Cm         Ab
 That's what you do for me
Cm         Eb
 Thank you for that, Spencer
Cm     D
 You prick



Gm    Bb       Gm    Bb
 I'm a magician, Spencer, a furious magician
Bb Gm Am F
 Ohh-ooh-ooh
F    E      Eb   D
 Avada kedavra, Spencer, to you, Spencer
F    E      Eb   D
 Avada kedavra to you, Spencer


Verse 2:
Cm              Eb
 You think you're something special, Spencer?
Cm         Ab
 You think you're something brand new?
Cm        Eb
 But you're old oats, Spencer
Cm        D
 You're old, dry, stale oats, Spencer



Gm    Bb
 I'm a magician, Spencer
Gm    Bb
 A furious magician
Bb Gm Am F
 Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh

F#m D Bm Gm

Bridge:
 Eb              D
 You're a tall glass of water, aren't you, Spencer?
Eb    D      Bb Cm D
 You boy, precious boy
Eb              D        C
 I'm Ben Bernanke, Spencer, and I want your teeth
     Eb     C
 For the Federal Reserve
       Eb        C
 I'm cutting interest rates in half, Spencer
Eb        D
 And I need your teeth

Verse 3:
Cm        Eb
 I'll admit, Spencer, you're handsome
Cm         Ab
 But what have you done with it?
Cm         Eb
 You think you can mock me, Spencer?
Cm    D
 Do you?

F           E
 Do you think you can mock me, Spencer?
 Eb          D
 Do you think you can capture my essence
   F         E
 And throw it back at me with
        Eb       D
 Humor and rhetorical devices?


 Well, you can't, Spencer
Cm     Eb
 You don't know what I'm capable of
Cm Ab
 I need your teeth
Cm           Eb
 For my Lonely Hearts Club Band, Spencer
Cm      D
 I'm Ben Bernanke



Gm    Bb
 I'm a magician, Spencer
Gm    Bb
 A furious magician
Bb Gm Am F
 Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo
F E           Eb   D
 Are you proud of your country?
F E           Eb   D
 Are you proud of your country?


Interlude
Cm       Eb Cm       Ab
 I'll bet you are, pretty little boy
Cm         Eb
 Sitting up there in your high chair
Cm       D
 Demanding more applesauce

Gm          Bb         Gm     Bb
 Well you've already got enough applesauce, Spencer!
Bb         Gm    A     F
 There's plenty of applesauce on your plate

F#m D Bm Gm

Bridge:
Eb                D
 I'm going to kiss you, Spencer, on the lips
Eb                 D          Bb Cm D
 You sexy little rattlesnake, you naughty little baby boy
Eb         D
 You rambunctious little infant
C          Eb          C    Eb
 My mother tries to get me to go on dates, Spencer
              C
 You know what that's like?
         Eb           D D
 You know how humiliating that is, Spencer?

D D D

Breakdown
D    D   D Gm Gm Gm
 You boy, Spencer
F# Gm Gm Gm F# Gm Gm Gm F# Gm Gm Gm
 Spencer... (Spencer...) (Spencer.)
F# Gm Gm Gm F# Gm Gm Gm F# Gm Gm Gm
 (OH MY GOD!)
F#  Gm  Gm    D
 You tall drink of water

 Spencer



Gm    Bb       Gm    Bb
 I'm a magician, Spencer, a furious magician
Bb Gm Am F
 Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Gm    Bb       Gm    Bb
 I'm a magician, Spencer, a furious magician
Bb Gm
 Magician
Am F   F#m
 Magician...


Outro
Eb                D
 I love you, Spencer; I'm gonna spank you silly...