Chords with lyrics
Intro: D MajorD C minorCm Eb MajorEb C minorCm Eb MajorEb C minorCm Eb MajorEb C minorCm Eb MajorEb
Verse 1:
C minorCm Eb MajorEb
Hello there, Spencer
C minorCm AbAb
I see you, you boy, boy
C minorCm Eb MajorEb
I see you, Spencer
C minorCm D MajorD
With my eyes
FF E MajorE Eb MajorEb D MajorD
You're the architect of my dreams, Spencer
FF E MajorE Eb MajorEb
You plan them, and build them on blue paper
D MajorD
And hand them to me
C minorCm Eb MajorEb
And then I dream them, Spencer
C minorCm AbAb
That's what you do for me
C minorCm Eb MajorEb
Thank you for that, Spencer
C minorCm D MajorD
You prick
G minorGm Bb majorBb G minorGm Bb majorBb
I'm a magician, Spencer, a furious magician
Bb majorBb G minorGm A minorAm FF
Ohh-ooh-ooh
FF E MajorE Eb MajorEb D MajorD
Avada kedavra, Spencer, to you, Spencer
FF E MajorE Eb MajorEb D MajorD
Avada kedavra to you, Spencer
Verse 2:
C minorCm Eb MajorEb
You think you're something special, Spencer?
C minorCm AbAb
You think you're something brand new?
C minorCm Eb MajorEb
But you're old oats, Spencer
C minorCm D MajorD
You're old, dry, stale oats, Spencer
G minorGm Bb majorBb
I'm a magician, Spencer
G minorGm Bb majorBb
A augmentedA furious magician
Bb majorBb G minorGm A minorAm FF
Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh
F# minorF#m D MajorD B minorBm G minorGm
Bridge:
Eb MajorEb D MajorD
You're a tall glass of water, aren't you, Spencer?
Eb MajorEb D MajorD Bb majorBb C minorCm D MajorD
You boy, precious boy
Eb MajorEb D MajorD C majorC
I'm Ben Bernanke, Spencer, and I want your teeth
Eb MajorEb C majorC
For the Federal Reserve
Eb MajorEb C majorC
I'm cutting interest rates in half, Spencer
Eb MajorEb D MajorD
And I need your teeth
Verse 3:
C minorCm Eb MajorEb
I'll admit, Spencer, you're handsome
C minorCm AbAb
But what have you done with it?
C minorCm Eb MajorEb
You think you can mock me, Spencer?
C minorCm D MajorD
Do you?
FF E MajorE
Do you think you can mock me, Spencer?
Eb MajorEb D MajorD
Do you think you can capture my essence
FF E MajorE
And throw it back at me with
Eb MajorEb D MajorD
Humor and rhetorical devices?
Well, you can't, Spencer
C minorCm Eb MajorEb
You don't know what I'm capable of
C minorCm AbAb
I need your teeth
C minorCm Eb MajorEb
For my Lonely Hearts Club Band, Spencer
C minorCm D MajorD
I'm Ben Bernanke
G minorGm Bb majorBb
I'm a magician, Spencer
G minorGm Bb majorBb
A augmentedA furious magician
Bb majorBb G minorGm A minorAm FF
Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo
FF E MajorE Eb MajorEb D MajorD
Are you proud of your country?
FF E MajorE Eb MajorEb D MajorD
Are you proud of your country?
Interlude
C minorCm Eb MajorEb C minorCm AbAb
I'll bet you are, pretty little boy
C minorCm Eb MajorEb
Sitting up there in your high chair
C minorCm D MajorD
Demanding more applesauce
G minorGm Bb majorBb G minorGm Bb majorBb
Well you've already got enough applesauce, Spencer!
Bb majorBb G minorGm A augmentedA FF
There's plenty of applesauce on your plate
F# minorF#m D MajorD B minorBm G minorGm
Bridge:
Eb MajorEb D MajorD
I'm going to kiss you, Spencer, on the lips
Eb MajorEb D MajorD Bb majorBb C minorCm D MajorD
You sexy little rattlesnake, you naughty little baby boy
Eb MajorEb D MajorD
You rambunctious little infant
C majorC Eb MajorEb C majorC Eb MajorEb
My mother tries to get me to go on dates, Spencer
C majorC
You know what that's like?
Eb MajorEb D MajorD D
You know how humiliating that is, Spencer?
D MajorD D D MajorD
Breakdown
D MajorD D MajorD D MajorD G minorGm Gm G minorGm
You boy, Spencer
F#F# G minorGm Gm G minorGm F#F# G minorGm Gm G minorGm F#F# G minorGm Gm G minorGm
Spencer... (Spencer...) (Spencer.)
F#F# G minorGm Gm G minorGm F#F# G minorGm Gm G minorGm F#F# G minorGm Gm G minorGm
(OH MY GOD!)
F#F# G minorGm G minorGm D MajorD
You tall drink of water
Spencer
G minorGm Bb majorBb G minorGm Bb majorBb
I'm a magician, Spencer, a furious magician
Bb majorBb G minorGm A minorAm FF
Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh
G minorGm Bb majorBb G minorGm Bb majorBb
I'm a magician, Spencer, a furious magician
Bb majorBb G minorGm
Magician
A minorAm FF F# minorF#m
Magician...
Outro
Eb MajorEb D MajorD
I love you, Spencer; I'm gonna spank you silly...