Smut chords by Tom Lehrer

Chords with lyrics

March

Eb6Eb6  EbmEbm           Bb majorBb  C7C7          Cm7Cm7
Smut! Give me Smut and nothing but! A augmentedA dirty novel I can't shut,
      F7F7     Bb6Bb6  BdimBdim  F7F7  Bb7Bb7
if it's un-cut! and un-subt---------tle.
Eb MajorEb          Bb7Bb7
I've never quibbled, if it was ribald,
            Eb MajorEb
I would de-vour, where others merely nibbled,
    G7G7                C minorCm
As the judge remarked the day that he ac-quitted my Aunt Hortense,
   F7F7              Bb7Bb7
To be smut, it must be utterly with-out redeeming social importense.
Eb6Eb6  EbmEbm          Bb majorBb
Por - nographic pictures I a-dore.
C7C7          Cm7Cm7
Indecent magazines ga-lore,
      D7D7          G minorGm   Bb7Bb7
I like them more, If they're hard-core!
Eb MajorEb                   E MajorE    FF          F#F#
(Spoken): Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties, samplers,
G+G       AbAb      A augmentedA     Bb majorBb Bb7Bb7
Stained glass windows, tatoos, anything! More, More, I'm still not satisfied.

   Eb MajorEb          Bb7Bb7                    Eb MajorEb
(Sung)Stories of tortures, used by debauchers, lurid , licentious and vile.
Bb7Bb7   Eb MajorEb   Bb7Bb7   Eb MajorEb   Bb7Bb7  Eb MajorEb          Bb7Bb7
Make me smile.            Novels that pander to my taste for can-dor,
           Eb MajorEb           Bb7Bb7       Eb MajorEb
give me a pleasure sublime. (spoken): Let's face it, I love slime.

Eb7Eb7    AbAb
(Sung):All books can be indecent books though recent books are bolder,
  Eb MajorEb                        C7C7
For filth (I'm glad to say) is in the mind of the be-holder.
F minorFm           DbDb
When correctly viewed, Everything is lewd.
         F7F7                   Bb7Bb7
(Spoken): I could tell you things about Peter Pan and the wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man!

 Eb6Eb6  EbmEbm           Bb majorBb  C7C7           Cm7Cm7
I thrill to any book like Fannie Hill. And I suppose I always will.
F7F7             Bb6Bb6  BdimBdim  F7F7  Bb7Bb7
If it is swill, and really fil  -   thy.
Eb MajorEb           Bb7Bb7
Who needs a hobby, like tennis or philately?
           Eb MajorEb
I've got a hobby: re-reading Lady CHatterly.
  G7G7                 C minorCm              F7F7
But now they're trying to take it all a-way from us unless we take a stand,
               Bb7Bb7
and hand in hand we fight for freedom of the press, In other words,
Eb6Eb6   EbmEbm             Bb majorBb  C7C7             Cm7Cm7
Smut!   Like the adventures of a slut. Oh I'm a market they can't glut.
       F7F7         Bb majorBb  Fm6Fm6     G7G7
I don't know what, compares with Smut. Hip Hip Hoo-ray!
                    C7C7             EbmEbm   Bb majorBb  F#7F#7 G7G7  G37  A7A7  B7B7 Bb majorBb
(Spoken): Let's hear it for the Supreme Court!(Sung)Don't let them take it away.