Asshole chords by Dennis Leary

Chords with lyrics

The Chords for almost the whole song are:
   D, C, G, A augmentedA

Dennis Leary talks in the beginning of the song:

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream
About you. About me.
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our
chests.
About that special feeling we get in the cocles (or watever) of our hearts.
Maybe below the cocles.
Maybe in the sub-cocle area.
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon.
We don't know.

Verse:
D MajorD     C majorC    G+G     A augmentedA    D MajorD
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
     C majorC    G+G    A augmentedA     D MajorD
I'm your avergage white, suburbanite slob.
    C majorC      G+G     A augmentedA      D MajorD
I like football and porno and books about war.
     C majorC    G+G      A augmentedA       D MajorD
I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
  C majorC      G+G    A augmentedA      D MajorD
My wife and my job, my kids and my car.
  C majorC     G+G      A augmentedA    D MajorD   C majorC  G+G  A augmentedA
My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar
  D MajorD       C majorC      G+G     A augmentedA      D MajorD
But sometimes that just ain't enough to a man like me interested
  C majorC   G+G    A augmentedA
Oh no, no way, no no
 D MajorD     C majorC      G+G       A augmentedA     D MajorD
I got to go out and have fun at someone else's expense
   C majorC     G+G      A augmentedA
Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah yeah-yeah
 D MajorD      C majorC      G+G     A augmentedA
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane
   D MajorD    C majorC      G+G    A augmentedA
While people behind me are going insane

Chorus:
    D MajorD    C majorC  G+G  A augmentedA
I'm an asshole
    D MajorD    C majorC  G+G  A augmentedA
I'm an asshole

Verse:
 D MajorD     C majorC       G+G      A augmentedA
I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
 D MajorD         C majorC         G+G       A augmentedA
I walk around in the summertime sayin' how about this heat

Chorus:
    D MajorD    C majorC  G+G  A augmentedA
I'm an asshole
    D MajorD    C majorC  G+G  A augmentedA
I'm an asshole

Verse:
D MajorD      C majorC    G+G     A augmentedA
Sometimes I park in handicap spaces
   D MajorD      C majorC      G+G      A augmentedA
while handicapped people make handicapped faces

Chorus:
    D MajorD    C majorC  G+G  A augmentedA
I'm an asshole
    D MajorD    C majorC  G+G  A augmentedA
I'm an asshole

Bridge:
G+G           A augmentedA
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song.
G+G            A augmentedA
Ranting and raving and carrying on.
G+G               A augmentedA
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
 A augmentedA
Naaaaa!

Chorus:
    D MajorD    C majorC  G+G  A augmentedA
I'm an asshole
    D MajorD    C majorC  G+G  A augmentedA
I'm an asshole
    D MajorD
I'm an asshole, and I'm proud of it.