Difficulty
Intermediate
Rate for accuracy
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Key: B
β« Intro:
F# G#m B
F# G#m B
β« Verse 1:
F# G#m B
I don't eat my feelings
I swallow them whole
F# G#m B
There's nothing I'm more afraid of
Than what I don't know
F# G#m B
And I'm envious of every bitch
Who's younger than me
F# G#m
Already prettier than I ever was
B G#m
And more successful than I'll ever be
β« Chorus:
G#m
The jeans don't fit right
B
I'm crying in the dressing room
G#m B
And it's been a long time since I was someone who
G#m
Woke up early for Christmas
B
Or field trips in middle school
G#m
And I'm not mysterious anymore
B
But I'm still COOL! COOL! COOL!
F# G#m B
Co-ol, co-ol
F# G#m B
Cool, cool
F# G#m B
Co-ol, co-ol
F# G#m B
Cool, cool
F# G#m B
β« Verse 2:
F# G#m B
Admitting that I like anything
Feels like losing a war
F# G#m B
But I'll show you my white flag if you show me yours
F# G#m
And, fuck, I miss my friends
B
Why did I ever move to the city
F# G#m B
I love him, but not like I love
Ella, Juju, Rosie, and Sydney!
β« Chorus:
G#m
The jeans don't fit right
B
I'm crying in the dressing room
G#m B
And it's been a long time since I was someone who
G#m
Woke up early for Christmas
B
Or field trips in middle school
G#m
And I'm not mysterious anymore
B
But I'm still COOL! COOL! COOL!
F# G#m B
Co-ol, co-ol
F# G#m B
Cool, cool
F# G#m B
Co-ol, co-ol
F# G#m B
Cool, cool
β« Chorus:
G#m
The jeans don't fit right
B
I'm crying in the dressing room
G#m B
And it's been a long time since I was someone who
G#m
Woke up early for Christmas
B
Or field trips in middle school
G#m
And I'm not mysterious anymore
B
But I'm still COOL!
F# G#m B
Co-ol, co-ol
F# G#m B
Cool, cool
F# G#m B
Co-ol, co-ol
F# G#m B
Cool, cool
Song History
Published: March 12, 2024
Last Updated: September 10, 2025