"REGRETTING WHAT I SAID TO YOU WHEN YOU CALLED ME 11:00 ON A FRIDAY MORNING TO TELL ME THAT AT 1:00 FRIDAY AFTERNOON YOU WERE GONNA LEAVE YOUR OFFICE, GO DOWNSTAIRS, HAIL A CAB TO GO OUT TO THE AIRPORT TO CATCH A PLANE TO GO SKIING IN THE ALPS FOR TWO WEEKS; NOT THAT I WANTED TO GO WITH YOU, I WASN'T ABLE TO LEAVE TOWN, I'M NOT A VERY GOOD SKIER, I COULDN'T EXPECTYOU TO PAY MY WAY, BUT AFTER GOING OUT WITH YOU FOR THREE YEARS, I DON'T LIKE SURPRISES: A MUSICAL APOLOGY" (by Christine Lavin) ------------------------------------------------------------------ [Yes, that's really the title of the song.] [Actually in F; capo 5.] [Use the tablature at the end of this file for chord fingerings and picking pattern.]
[spoken:] In this song, I attempt to take back everything I said while standing in a phone booth on the corner of 49th and 3rd. [Intro: arpeggio C chord.] C E Am Am/G I didn't .. Fmaj7 Fmaj7 C G snaps .. E E Am Am And I .. D/A D/A G - Gsus G5 And ... C E Am Am/G And I .. F F C G Hits .. Am Am E E I'm .. F G C G Isn't .. And I .. Flip .. And .. Arrested, .. And .. That all .. I'm .. For .. E E Am Am You .. E E Am Am Ha ... E E Am Am But I .. D/A D/A G - Gsus G5 When a .. And ... As it ... And .. On .. And .. Even .. I'm... Am Am E E I'm ... F C - G C - F C. Oh ... TAB: [This tablature isn't _exactly_ what Christine plays in any particular verse; it's a combination of what I thought were the best-sounding parts from all the verses.] C E Am Am/G E ------0---------|------0---------|------0---------|------0---------| B 1---------1-----|0---------0-----|1---------1-----|1---------------| G ----------------|----------------|----------------|----------2-----| D ----2-------2---|----2-------2---|----2-------2---|----2-------0---| A 3-------3-------|--------2-------|0-------0-------|----------------| E ----------------|0---------------|----------------|3-------3-------| ...mean .. Fmaj7 Fmaj7 C G E ----------------|------0---------|------0---------|------3---------| B 1---------1-----|--1-------1-----|--1-------1-----|0---------0-----| G ------2---------|--------------2-|--------------0-|----------------| D ----3-------3---|----3-------3---|----2-------0---|----0-------3---| A --------3-------|--------3-------|3-------3-------|----------------| E 1---------------|1---------------|----------------|3-------3-------| snaps .. E E Am Am E ----------------|------0---------|----------------|----------------| B --0-------0-----|--0-------0-----|--1-------0-----|0=1-------0-----| G ------1-------1-|--------------1-|------2---------|------2---------| D ----2-------2---|----2-------2---|----2-------2---|----2-------0---| A --------2-------|--------2-------|0-------0-------|0-------0-------| E 0---------------|0---------------|----------------|----------------| joking ... D/A D/A G Gsus G5 E ------2---------|2---------------|----------------|----------------| B 3---------------|------3---------|--0-------1-----|3---------------| G ----------2-----|----------2-----|------0-------0-|0---------------| D ----0-------0---|----0-------0---|----0-------0---|0---------------| A 0-------0-------|0-------0-------|----------------|----------------| E ----------------|----------------|3-------3-------|3---------------| mangled ... C E Am Am/G E ------0---------|------0---------|------0---------|------0---------| B 1---------1-----|0---------0-----|1---------1-----|--1-------1-----| G ----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D ----2-------2---|----2-------2---|----2-------2---|----2-------0---| A 3-------3-------|--------2-------|0------(0)------|----------------| E ----------------|0---------------|----------------|3------(3)------| kidding ... F C G E ----1-----------|----------------|----------------|------3---------| B 1---1-----------|----------------|--1-------1-----|0---------0-----| G ----2-----------|----------------|------0-------0-|----------------| D ----3-----------|----------------|----2-------2---|----0-------0---| A ----3-----------|----------------|3-------3-------|----------------| E 1---1-----------|----------------|----------------|3------(3)------| hits ..; Am Am E E E ----------------|----------------|--------------0-|----------------| B --1-------1-----|0=1-------1-----|--0-------0-----|--0-------0-----| G ------2-------2-|------2-------2-|------1---------|------1-------1-| D ----2-------2---|----2-------2---|----2-------2---|----2-------2---| A 0-------0-------|0-------0-------|--------2-------|--------2-------| E ----------------|----------------|0---------------|0---------------| I'm sorry.. F G C G E ----------------|----------------|----------------|------3---------| B --1-------1-----|--0-------0-----|--1-------1-----|--0-------0-----| G ------2-------0-|------0-------0-|------0-------0-|----------------| D ----3-------3---|----0-------0---|----2-------2---|----0-------0---| A --------3-------|----------------|3-------3-------|--------0-------| E 1---------------|3-------3-------|----------------|3---------------| amazing ... E E Am Am E 0---------------|----------------|--------------0-|----------------| B 0---------------|----------------|--1-------1-----|--1-------------| G 1---------------|----------------|------2---------|------2---------| D 2---------------|----------------|----2-------2---|----2-------2---| A 2---------------|----------------|0-------0-------|0-------0-------| E 0---------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| You ...Ha E E Am Am E ----------------|------0---------|--------------0-|----------------| B ----------0-----|--0-------0-----|--1------(1)----|----------------| G ------1-------1-|----------------|------2---------|------2---2-----| D ----2-------2---|----2-------2---|----2-------2---|----2-------2---| A --------2-------|--------2-------|0-------0-------|0------(0)------| E 0---------------|0---------------|----------------|----------------| ha .. E E Am Am E ----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| B --0-----------0-|--0-------0-----|--1-------1-----|--1-------1-----| G ------1---2-----|------1-------1-|------2-------2-|------2---------| D ----2-------2---|----2-------2---|----2-------2---|----2-------0---| A --------2-------|--------2-------|0-------0-------|0-------0-------| E 0---------------|0---------------|----------------|----------------| really ... D/A D/A G Gsus G5 E ----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| B 3---------3-----|--3-------3-----|0-------1-------|3---------------| G ------2---------|------2---------|0-------0-------|0---------------| D ----0-------0---|----0-------0---|----0-------0---|0---------------| A 0-------0-------|0-------0-------|[rit.]----------|----------------| E ----------------|----------------|3-------3-------|3---------------| when .. - Adam Schneider, schn0170@maroon.tc.umn.edu