Your God Gods Dick chords by Laura Jane Grace

• Difficulty: Intermediate

Key: Db

Intro:

N.C.
Does your god have a big fat dick?
N.C.
Cause it feels like he’s fucking me
N.C.
Are his balls filled with lightning?
N.C.
Do they dangle like heavens keys?
N.C.
Does your god have a big fat dick?
N.C.
Cause it feels like he’s fucking me

Db Gb Ab Db


Chorus:
          Db
Does your god have a big fat dick?

Cause it feels like he’s fucking me
         Gb
Are his balls filled with lightning?

Do they dangle like heavens keys?
          Ab
Does your god have a big fat dick?
          Db
Cause it feels like he’s fucking me


Verse 1:
         Db
Does his D go deep,

so deep it puts an ass to sleep?

Who’s the 6 to his 9

and what are his other kinks?
       Gb
If he grows all the trees

does he taste every peach?
        Db
Is your god fucking you and fucking me?
         Ab
I know creation must get lonely

After all he’s one and only

And his son was so well hung

I think the big man deserves one


Chorus:
          Db
Does your god have a big fat dick?

Cause it feels like he’s fucking me
         Gb
Are his balls filled with lightning?

Do they dangle like heavens keys?
          Ab
Does your god have a big fat dick?
          Db
Cause it feels like he’s fucking me


Verse 2:
        Db
When he whips out his meat

does your world fall to its knees?

Does he shoot wads of honey

and cum twice on Easter Sunday?
           Gb
What’s his favourite position?

Missionary? Magic bullet?
        Db
We all give him no lover,

just a hand and a mother
       Ab
Can he cum a shotgun blast

and shoot salvation up your ass?

Does he chew cunt like bubblegum

and give blowjobs like a vacuum?


Chorus:
          Db
Does your god have a big fat dick?

Cause it feels like he’s fucking me
         Gb
Are his balls filled with lightning?

Do they dangle like heavens keys?
          Ab
Does your god have a big fat dick?
          Db
Cause it feels like he’s fucking me
          Ab
Does your god have a big fat dick?
           Db
CAUSE HE’S FUCKING YOU AND ME!