Mash chords by Laura Jane Grace

Key: G

Chorus:
         G
Have you had any suicidal thoughts today?
                    D
Yes, I've had about seven or eight
D
To tell the truth, I'm not feeling that great
G
Thinking about killing myself today
    C
Oh, what's so great about life anyways?
G
All it ever gives you, it takes it away
    D
You go back to the start, it always ends the same
   G
So why not kill yourself today?

Bridge:
N.C.
Hey kids, do you hate christmas parties and long lines at the grocery store?
N.C.
Well have I got the solution for you


Chorus:
         G
Have you had any suicidal thoughts today?
                    D
Yes, I've had about seven or eight
D
To tell the truth, I'm not feeling that great
G
Thinking about killing myself today
    C
Oh, what's so great about life anyways?
G
All it ever gives you, it takes it away
    D
You go back to the start, it always ends the same
   G
So why not kill yourself today?


Bridge:
N.C.
Side effects of killing yourself may include:
N.C.
Not being able to work again, not having to interact with friends or family,
N.C.
Burning in hell, bloating, involuntary bowel release, injury, and/or death


Chorus:
         G
Have you had any suicidal thoughts today?
                    D
Yes, I've had about seven or eight
D
To tell the truth, I'm not feeling that great
G
Thinking about killing myself today
    C
Oh, what's so great about life anyways?
G
All it ever gives you, it takes it away
    D
You go back to the start, it always ends the same
   G
So why not kill yourself today?


Bridge:
N.C.
Guillotine? Maybe its Maybelline, slit your wrists, it's the tits


Chorus:
         G
Have you had any suicidal thoughts today?
                    D
Yes, I've had about seven or eight
D
To tell the truth, I'm not feeling that great
G
Thinking about killing myself today
    C
Oh, what's so great about life anyways?
G
All it ever gives you, it takes it away
    D
You go back to the start, it always ends the same
   G
So why not kill yourself today?


Bridge:
N.C.
Are you feeling trapped living in the closet?
N.C.
Well, stretch out in one of our luxurious velvet-lined coffins


Chorus:
         G
Have you had any suicidal thoughts today?
                    D
Yes, I've had about seven or eight
D
To tell the truth, I'm not feeling that great
G
Thinking about killing myself today
    C
Oh, what's so great about life anyways?
G
All it ever gives you, it takes it away
    D
You go back to the start, it always ends the same
   G
So why not kill yourself today?