Mash Chords

Key: G Chorus: G Have you had any suicidal thoughts today? D Yes, I've had about seven or eight D To tell the truth, I'm not feeling that great G Thinking about killing myself today C Oh, what's so great about life anyways? G All it ever gives you, it takes it away D You go back to the start, it always ends the same G So why not kill yourself today?

Bridge: N.C. Hey kids, do you hate christmas parties and long lines at the grocery store? N.C. Well have I got the solution for you Chorus: G Have you had any suicidal thoughts today? D Yes, I've had about seven or eight D To tell the truth, I'm not feeling that great G Thinking about killing myself today C Oh, what's so great about life anyways? G All it ever gives you, it takes it away D You go back to the start, it always ends the same G So why not kill yourself today? Bridge: N.C. Side effects of killing yourself may include: N.C. Not being able to work again, not having to interact with friends or family, N.C. Burning in hell, bloating, involuntary bowel release, injury, and/or death Chorus: G Have you had any suicidal thoughts today? D Yes, I've had about seven or eight D To tell the truth, I'm not feeling that great G Thinking about killing myself today C Oh, what's so great about life anyways? G All it ever gives you, it takes it away D You go back to the start, it always ends the same G So why not kill yourself today? Bridge: N.C. Guillotine? Maybe its Maybelline, slit your wrists, it's the tits Chorus: G Have you had any suicidal thoughts today? D Yes, I've had about seven or eight D To tell the truth, I'm not feeling that great G Thinking about killing myself today C Oh, what's so great about life anyways? G All it ever gives you, it takes it away D You go back to the start, it always ends the same G So why not kill yourself today? Bridge: N.C. Are you feeling trapped living in the closet? N.C. Well, stretch out in one of our luxurious velvet-lined coffins Chorus: G Have you had any suicidal thoughts today? D Yes, I've had about seven or eight D To tell the truth, I'm not feeling that great G Thinking about killing myself today C Oh, what's so great about life anyways? G All it ever gives you, it takes it away D You go back to the start, it always ends the same G So why not kill yourself today?