Chords with lyrics
D MajorD
I have joined a baking class
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This must be confidential
G+G D MajorD
There's me and twenty women
E minorEm A augmentedA
And they love by big utensil
G+G
I'm the only fella
D MajorD
But I stay in full control
The ladies flash their recipes
A augmentedA D MajorD
And then I lick their bowls
D MajorD
Oh, I'm a master baker
G+G D MajorD
Baking just for fun
G+G
The girl next door
D MajorD
She likes her cakes
E minorEm A augmentedA
I'd love to give her one
G+G
My cakes are so much in demand
D MajorD
I wouldn't have to foist
The ladies shout and tell me
A augmentedA D MajorD
That they love it when they're moist
D MajorD
The ladies have a sweeter tooth
A augmentedA D MajorD
I know they would be willing
G+G D MajorD
We'd go into the kitchen
E minorEm A augmentedA
And they'd get to taste my filling
G+G
And as they stood in front of me
D MajorD
They'd get a big surprise
I'd knock out something special
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They could even watch it rise
D MajorD
Oh, I'm a master baker
G+G D MajorD
Baking just for fun
G+G
The girl next door
D MajorD
She likes her cakes
E minorEm A augmentedA
I'd love to give her one
G+G
My cakes are so much in demand
D MajorD
I wouldn't have to foist
The ladies shout and tell me
A augmentedA D MajorD
That they love it when they're moist
D MajorD
One lady said my cakes could not
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Be better than her mums
G+G D MajorD
She prodded with my Battenberg
E minorEm A augmentedA
And then she squeezed my buns
G+G
I had to use protection
D MajorD
An apron I did wear
I put my whisk into the bowl
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The cream went everywhere!
D MajorD
Oh, I'm a master baker
G+G D MajorD
Baking just for fun
G+G
The girl next door
D MajorD
She likes her cakes
E minorEm A augmentedA
I'd love to give her one
G+G
My cakes are so much in demand
D MajorD
I wouldn't have to foist
The ladies shout and tell me
A augmentedA D MajorD
That they love it when they're moist
D MajorD
Oh, I'm a master baker
G+G D MajorD
Baking just for fun
G+G
The girl next door
D MajorD
She likes her cakes
E minorEm A augmentedA
I'd love to give her one
G+G
My cakes are so much in demand
D MajorD
I wouldn't have to foist
The ladies shout and tell me
A augmentedA D MajorD
That they love it when they're moist