Too Fast chords by Jon Lajoie

Chords with lyrics

Intro:

Bm, A, Bm, A augmentedA

[Verse 1]

B minorBm     A augmentedA
I can run a hundred miles
  B minorBm        A augmentedA
without stoppin' for rest
B minorBm        A augmentedA
I can stay under water for
   B minorBm          A augmentedA
five minutes on a single breath

[Bridge]

G+G
When I focus my mind I
A augmentedA
always reach my goal
G+G
 But there's one thing
       A augmentedA
I cannot control...

[CHORUS]

      D MajorD   Dmaj7Dmaj7
I come too fast!
      D7D7   G+G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
  A augmentedA
A majorA couple strokes and my
 G5G5
erection is a
A augmentedA       D MajorD
 thing of the past

      D MajorD   Dmaj7Dmaj7
I come too fast!
      D7D7   G+G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
  A augmentedA
Sometimes it's even
 G5G5
game over
A augmentedA       D MajorD
before I take off my pants

[Verse 2]

B minorBm        A augmentedA
I've read all the articles
  B minorBm        A augmentedA
and I've tried every trick
B minorBm          A augmentedA
Thinking of Sports or naked
   B minorBm          A augmentedA
Cathy Bates in About Schmidt

[Bridge]

G+G
If the girl's on top sometimes I'll
A augmentedA
last a minute or two
G+G
 But if we doggie-style
       A augmentedA
oh man I'm schrewed!


[CHORUS]

      D MajorD   Dmaj7Dmaj7
I come too fast!
      D7D7   G+G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
  A augmentedA
I carry a spare pare of
 G5G5
underwear in case a
A augmentedA        D MajorD
 girl sits on my lap

      D MajorD   Dmaj7Dmaj7
I come too fast!
      D7D7   G+G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
  A augmentedA
I swear I'll even shoot
 G5G5
my load... if a
A augmentedA        D MajorD
 fly lands on my shaft.


DmDm A minorAm D MajorD
Oooooh...

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