Birthday Song chords by Jon Lajoie

Chords with lyrics

D MajorD
It's your birthday today,

what does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain,
                G+G
that twenty-one years ago on this day,
      A augmentedA                     D MajorD
it was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face,

and nine months before that magical day,

your dad probably took your mom out on a date,
       G+G
and they were having a good time,
                D MajorD
they were dancing and drinking wine,

(optional chorus used on an episode of The League)
D MajorD   G+G   A augmentedA
happy birthday,
   BB   G+G
happy birthday,
   A augmentedA   D MajorD
happy birthday,


D MajorD
and when they got home they were horny as hell,

and your dad threw your mom down on the bed,
    G+G
and he tore her panties off,
         D MajorD
and his penis was hard as a rock,

and then your mom really wanted to give your dad head,

but your dad also wanted to give your mom head,
    G+G
so they formed a sixty-nine,
           D MajorD
and your mom came at least three times,


D MajorD
and then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom,

that he forgot to put a condom on,
      G+G
and when he realized his mistake,
A augmentedA                D MajorD
he had ejaculated and it was too late,


D MajorD       G+G    A augmentedA
and then your mom got pregnant,
     D MajorD      G+G
and your dad started crying,
        D MajorD       A augmentedA
he wanted your mom to get an abortion,
     D MajorD      G+G
but your mom wanted a child,
A augmentedA
and nine months later your were born,
  G+G                  D MajorD
 and five months later your parents got a divorce