Chords with lyrics
I'm requesting information
BB G+G
On the status of our ship
D MajorD
The computer is malfunctioning
BB G+G
It's got a faulty chip
D MajorD BB G+G
We've been stranded in space for thirteen days
D MajorD BB G+G
And everyone's unconscious, except for me
D MajorD
I've been pulling up the lady's shirts
BB G+G
And lookin' at their tits
D MajorD
And takin' off their panties
BB G+G
And puttin' 'em on my head
D MajorD BB G+G
I took a piss in the captains bed
D MajorD BB G+G
And when everyone wakes up, I'll be in for it
G+G D MajorD
I'm a bad astronaut
G+G D MajorD
Naughty astronaut
G+G D MajorD
Thinking dirty thoughts
G+G D MajorD
And I think them quite a lot
A augmentedA E MajorE
I'm a bad astronaut
A augmentedA E MajorE
Naughty astronaut
A augmentedA E MajorE
Thinking dirty thoughts
G+G D MajorD
And I hope I don't get caught
I'm requesting information
BB G+G
But the request has been denied
D MajorD
Earth has radioed an order
BB G+G
To our fail-safe device
D MajorD BB G+G
The automatic pilot has been set to collide
D MajorD BB G+G
With the fire of the sun, and no one will survive
D MajorD BB G+G
But to tell the truth, I don't even mind
D MajorD BB G+G
In fact, I'm having the time of my life
D MajorD BB G+G
I've been sticking flowers in the first mate's behind
D MajorD BB G+G
Outer space is contaminated with dirty minds
G+G D MajorD
I'm a bad astronaut
G+G D MajorD
Naughty astronaut
G+G D MajorD
Thinking dirty thoughts
G+G D MajorD
And I think them quite a lot
A augmentedA E MajorE
I'm a bad astronaut
A augmentedA E MajorE
Naughty astronaut
A augmentedA E MajorE
Thinking dirty thoughts
G+G D MajorD