Chords with lyrics
Capo 3
Intro: C majorC C7C7 FF F minorFm C majorC G+G C majorC G-C
Verses 1-7:
C majorC C7C7
After a rather tough year, we booked a holiday
FF F minorFm
Under the sun, by a sandy bay
C majorC G+G C majorC G-C
We packed up our bags and we left
C majorC C7C7
We checked into the hotel and our hopes were high
FF F minorFm
But this swarm of god damned students shoved right by
C majorC G+G C majorC G-C
They nearly knocked us off our god damned feet
C majorC C7C7
We fought them to the lift but we didn't stand a chance
FF F minorFm
When we finally got in we were pressed against the glass
C majorC G+G C majorC G-C
Stopping and hitting every floor
C majorC C7C7
Safely in our room, mildly annoyed
FF F minorFm
We poured ourselves a glass of wine, then we heard a noise
C majorC G+G C majorC G-C
It was the god damned students shouting from below
C majorC C7C7
So we went up to the pool, looking for a spite
FF F minorFm
The students were already there, shouting with all their might
C majorC G+G C majorC G-C
Is there nowhere in this place that we can go
C majorC C7C7
Well I thought that I might dip a toe, maybe take the plunge
FF F minorFm
But it was overrun with students absorbing water like a sponge
C majorC G+G C majorC G-C
They mocked me while I loitered by the pool
C majorC C7C7
I was just about to take the dive when one of them jumped in
FF F minorFm
And I thought to myself, well I hope that he can't swim
C majorC G+G C majorC G-C
But he floated like a god damned greasy cork
-Solo-
Verses 8-13:
C majorC C7C7
Well back down in the corridors, weaving in and out
FF F minorFm
The students lying on the floor, I gave a little shout
C majorC G+G C majorC G-C
As I tripped over a god damned iPhone wire
C majorC C7C7
Enraged by this point, well I asked the hotel staff
FF F minorFm
Is there something you can do, but all they did was laugh
C majorC G+G C majorC G-C
The students are here to stay
C majorC C7C7
They came from Italy, Germany, Espana too
FF F minorFm
But their presence in this hotel makes me want to bash a few
C majorC G+G C majorC G-C
I'll tell you some lessons you should learn
C majorC C7C7
Don't monopolize the lift, don't go running in the hall
FF F minorFm
Don't take selfies on the roof unless you plan to fall
C majorC G+G C majorC G-C
I'll tell you something else that you should learn
C majorC C7C7
Don't yell in the dead of night, try to learn something each day
FF F minorFm
Most importantly of all, please stay out of our way
C majorC G+G C majorC G-C
We've paid for our hotel room as well
C majorC C7C7
We should've gone to Briton, or maybe Mexico
FF F minorFm
Or anywhere there is, where the students will not go
C majorC G+G C majorC G-C C7C7 (ring)
Next year we will take a holiday at home