Chords with lyrics
Intro:
e|7-------7-------------------------------------|
BB|7-------7---9---7-----------------------------|
G+G|8-------8---9---8---8-----------9---8---6-----|
D MajorD|------------9---9---9-----------9---9---8---9-|
A augmentedA|------------7---------------9---7---9---9---9-|
E MajorE|7---7-----------7-------7-------------------7-|
Verse 1:
BB B7B7 E MajorE
brew the coffee in a bucket, double straight man and banjo
BB E MajorE F#7F#7
if you don't got the snake oil, buster, you don't got a show
BB E MajorE
who puts the doh-re-me in our pockets keeps the party going on?
BB F#7F#7 BB
it's the man who sells the potions, i'm just one who plays the songs
F#F# F#7F#7 BB
now they generally buys the bigger size, they usually rub it in
E MajorE BB E MajorE F#7F#7
i drank it once, it tasted, like grease and paraffin
BB E MajorE
it's mostly alcohol, okay you can't deny it's strong
BB F#F# BB
we was going through the motions, ‘til the doctor came along
Chorus:
BB EbmEbm E MajorE BB
there stands the bottle, ladies and gentlemen
E MajorE BB E MajorE F#7F#7
all these bottles, don't have to tell you, friends
BB EbmEbm E MajorE
these days miracles, don't come falling from the sky
BB B7B7 F#7F#7 BB
raise your glasses to the doctor, to a stand up guy
Verse 2:
BB B7B7 E MajorE
when the monkeyshine is flying and he's promising the cure
BB E MajorE F#7F#7
he says the french for your lovesick blues, la maladie d'amour
BB E MajorE
he gets the chumps all laughing but he gets a few to buy
BB F#7F#7 BB
here's to beefsteak when you're hungry, and whiskey when you're dry
F#F# F#7F#7 BB B7B7
now the band'll blow their moolah,like sailors gone ashore
E MajorE BB E MajorE F#7F#7
now we're going to west helena, to gamble, drink and whore
BB B7B7 E MajorE
let's you and me, all make whoopee, here's mud in your eye
BB F#F# BB
here's to all the gals you ever want, and heaven when you die
Chorus:
BB EbmEbm E MajorE BB
there stands the bottle, ladies and gentlemen
E MajorE BB E MajorE F#7F#7
all these bottles, don't have to tell you, friends
BB EbmEbm E MajorE
these days miracles, don't come falling from the sky
BB B7B7 F#7F#7 BB
raise your glasses to the doctor, to a stand up guy
Verse 3:
BB B7B7 E MajorE
there's a big cheese with a cigar, been sizing up the show
BB E MajorE F#7F#7
he wants to get the doctor, pitching on the radio
BB B7B7 E MajorE
i will make a switch to guitar, but the rules all still apply
BB F#7F#7 BB
they want to trust somebody, yeah, they want a stand up guy
Chorus:
BB EbmEbm E MajorE BB
there stands the bottle, ladies and gentlemen
E MajorE BB E MajorE F#7F#7
all these bottles, don't have to tell you, friends
BB EbmEbm E MajorE
these days miracles, don't come falling from the sky
BB B7B7 F#7F#7 BB
raise your glasses to the doctor, to a stand up guy
B7B7 F#7F#7 BB