Parody Music Chords

Verse 1: Could it D G be, a break in the D G gloom? A frame for the Bm bruise you left, or the G wounds you cleft with your D G A G shoes, Under the pretense of taking steps to D G A G improve? So I'll believe it when you make the ten o'clock Bm E G A news, I'm only messing with you, but all the same if you D G A G find my societal impact isn't aligned D G A G With all this violent syntax, you can decline Bm Em To describe what exactly it is, and we can G A Bm wrap up this chat and get back to the grid G But remind me: where, oh, where does the time go? D Why does it matter at all given I'm so G creepy and battered? I need you to grab those D F#m Bm A sepia-toned photographs from the past, or maybe G read me a bad poem, just rub my back, stroke my D thigh like I'm a regular guy, just some asshole who G couldn't change your life if he tried, Look, I've got nothing to D A hide, did you have something in mind?

Chorus 1: Bm F#m Could it be, could it be you're scared? Bm F#m C'est ma vie, c'est la vie en merde! G D Clarity shouldn't need be declared G D Therapy can't reach the unprepared G D But sweet parody…! G A Bm G D Em Bm G A It shouldn't take all- Verse 2: D Em night to capture the gist in a joke, cram your A G things in a bag and drift onto the road Bm Em You can get a studio below the Domino's, or you could G A G maybe immolate yourself in Cicero D Bm At a US Maple show, no, Alkaline Trio, you could D Bm never take a joke, I don't even wanna know, when the Em G pentothal flows, I bet you're out of control Em G A Listen, I think you're dope but I'm a thousand years old Chorus 2: Bm F#m I could be, could I be so bold: Bm F#m How are we? How am I solo? G D Comedy is not a microscope G D And I don't wanna seem like such a misanthrope G D But get off me! G A Bm G D Em Bm G A It shouldn't take all- Outro: D Em kinds of minds to unpack this A G exercise in excrescence, you'll be A G fine with a mime and a stand-up comedian D Bm G A Listen, I think you're nice and I'm a stand up guy, so come on D F#m Bm A hands up if you wanna take a chance on a lie, honey G Em A G I think you're wild and I'm a stand-up comedian D