I Want To Be Evil

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Intro: | Cm | Verse 1: Cm I've posed for pictures with Iv'ry Soap Gm I've petted stray dogs, and shied clear of dope F My smile is brilliant, my glance is tender G7 Cm But I'm noted most for my unspoiled agenda Verse 2: Cm I've been made Miss Rheingold, though I never touch beer Gm And I'm the person to whom they say, "You're sweet, My Dear." F The only etchings I've seen have been behind glass G7 Cm And the closest I've been to a bar, was at ballet class

Verse 3: C Prim and proper, the girl who's never been kissed Gm Cm I'm tired of being pure and not chased Gm Like something that seeks its level Ab I wanna go to the devil Refrain: Fm Cm G I wanna be evil, I wanna spit tacks C G C I wanna be evil, and cheat at jacks Fm C G I wanna be wicked, I wanna tell lies C Fm I wanna be mean, and throw mud pies Verse 4: Bbm7 Db7 I want to wake up in the morning Ab7 With that dark brown taste G I want to see some dissipation in my face Fm Cm G I wanna be evil, I wanna be mad C7 Fm But more than that I wanna be bad Verse 5: Ebm7 Fm I wanna be evil, and trump an ace Ab7 Just to see my partner's face Ebm7 Fm I wanna be nasty, I wanna be cruel Ab7 Eb7 I wanna be daring, I wanna shoot pool Eb7 And in the theatre Gb7 Eb I want to change my seat Ab7 Just so I can step on Everybody's feet Refrain: Dbm7 F7 I wanna be evil, I wanna hurt flies Eb7 I wanna sing songs like the guy who cries Ebm7 F7 I wanna be horrid, I wanna drink booze G Eb7 And whatever I've got I'm eager to lose Tag: Abm7 Ebm7 Eb7 I wanna be evil, little evil me Eb7 B7 Bb7 Eb7 Just as mean and evil as I can be