Dumb Surfer Chords

🎸 Intro: D7 G7 D7 G7 B7 G7 B7 G7 D7 G7 D7 G7 B7 G7 🎸 Verse: B7 G7 D7 Dumb surfer is giving me his cash G7 D7 Won a bet for fifty and now I need a slash G7 B7 Man this band that's playing, is playing fucking trash G7 B7 Skunk and onion gravy, as my brain's potato mash G7 D7 He came across the back of a bureaucratic stash G7 D7 Shot the lot for credit and never got it back

G7 He's mashed, I'm mashed, we're mashed N.C That cat got slashed in half like that B7 G7 D7 As venus completes orbit, I'm feeling slightly mashed G7 D7 The stir fry didn't absorb it, I need another slash G7 B7 She spoke in English, it was low lit where we sat G7 B7 Remembering her face but that's the end of that G7 D7 I'm a step from madness as I puke on pavement slabs G7 D7 Got a bit embarrassed, need to get back to the lab G7 B7 In the depths of traffic, I was feeling like we crashed G7 B7 With a girl from Slovak in a European cab G7 D7 From a set of habits, I can see momentums mashed G7 D7 If we were commuting, this train would fucking crash G7 B7 Now my brain's diluting with blame and guilt and lash G7 Get lashed, get lashed by all of the gods 🎸 Interlude: B7 G7 D7 G7 D7 G7 B7 G7 B7 G7 D7 G7 D7 G7 B7 G7 B7 G7 D7 G7 D7 G7 B7 G7 B7 G7 🎸 Solo 1: e|-----/19----------------------------------------| b|--14-----19-17-19---------17-19--19-17----------| g|------------------18---18--------------18--/18--| d|------------------------------------------------| a|------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------| e|------------------------------------------------| b|------------------------------------------------| g|--14-16-18-14-16-18-14-16-18-14-16-18-14-16-18--| d|------------------------------------------------| a|------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------| e|-----------------------------------------------------| b|-----------17-17/19-17-------------------------------| g|--18-18----------------18----18-16-18-----18---------| d|-----------------------------------------------------| a|-----------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| 🎸 Solo 2: e|------------------------------------------------------| b|--15--------------------------------------------------| g|-----16-14-16-----------------------------------------| d|--------------16-14-16-14----------14-16---14---------| a|--------------------------------16------------16------| E|------------------------------------------------------| e|--------------------19-17---------------12h14--12-----| b|--------------------------17-19---12h14-----------14--| g|------------------------------------------------------| d|--16----14--------------------------------------------| a|-----16----16b17b16-----------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------| 🎸 Verse 2: D7 G7 D7 As my brain's diluting, I suffer from whiplash G7 D7 This girl's now screaming, I think we've gone and crashed G7 D7 The driver's speaking and the car is still intact B7 It was only minor, well that's the end of that 🎸 Outro: D7 G7 D7 G7 B7 G7 B7 G7 D7 G7 D7 G7 Girl, that's the end of that as I know Girl, some things you don't know Dumb surfer, don't suffer Dumb surfer, don't suffer Dumb surfer, don't suffer Dumb surfer, don't suffer Ay, some things won't change for a while Keep me, keep me as the villain But my prayer, you don't own