5 Bottles Of Shampoo chords by The King Blues

Chords with lyrics

Intro:
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She pushed in before me in the supermarket queue
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Pretending not to see me in that way women do
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She put on the counter some milk and bread too
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Then she pulled out, five, different bottles of shampoo
                FF          DmDm  G+G
And I though to myself I will never understand women

Verse 1:
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And I hear some of you say that all men are the same
      C majorC
They're all ruled by their dicks
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That's true of some but not all, don't point that finger so quick
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There's some though in the clubs pinching girls arses
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Being intimidating with obscene passes
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A augmentedA goddess, you can tell when she dances
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You shout slag when she rejects your advances
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It's like you got no belief in yourself
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Or you ain't got the balls to just talk to a girl

Verse 2:
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So every time after six beers
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Your aim of the nights to reduce her to tears
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When she chats to me, you spit and shout whore, well it is written in the art of war
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To fight only the battles you can win
C majorC      G+G
But I will defend your honour until they kick my face in
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You can scrape me up bruised and battered off the floor, integrity is what black eyes are invented for

Verse 3:
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So down with the dictatorship that's so cocksure
A minorAm    G+G
They use rape as a weapon of war
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Down with the man who thinks it's ok to give his wife a punch
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Down with the judge who says it weren't rape cause she was drunk
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To pro-lifer's be a doctor, foster a kid
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That's how you make it possible for people to live
       N.C
But don't you dare tell women what they can and can't do
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When it was a women who gave life to you

Verse 4:
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Yes I'm a man, I guess a typical one
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But I ain't afraid to say "I think that women are beautiful and strong"
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Too fat, too thin that's just media spin
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You look best when you're comfortable in your own skin
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So I'm sorry if you feel undue
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If the truth be known I'm in awe of you
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You're a giver of life and a warrior too
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