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The Killers guitar chords for Joel the lump of coal

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The Killers - Joel, The Lump Of Coal feat. Jimmy Kimmel
Flat tune    A chord diagramA/C#A/C# = x4222x   B7/D# = xx1202   A chord diagramD/F#D/F# = 20023x
E/G# = 422400 A chord diagramA#dim7A#dim7 = x12020  D7/C = x34x3x  A chord diagramA7A7 = x02020


Verse 1
      A chord diagramD MajorD           A chord diagramA/C#A/C#          A chord diagramB minorBm                   A chord diagramA majorA
Some time ago, at Santa's place up in the old North Pole
       A chord diagramE minorEm             A chord diagramB minorBm                A chord diagramE MajorE                  A chord diagramA majorA
There lived a lump of anthracite whose parents called him Joel
 A chord diagramD MajorD               A chord diagramA majorA           A chord diagramB minorBm                  A chord diagramF# minorF#m
Joel, Joel, the lump of coal happy as a lump can be
    A chord diagramG MajorG                  A chord diagramD MajorD              A chord diagramG MajorG                A chord diagramA majorA
He just wants to keep Santa warm and make the elves cozy

     A chord diagramD MajorD             A chord diagramA/C#A/C#              A chord diagramB minorBm               A chord diagramA majorA
But Santa Claus had other plans for Joel one fateful day
  A chord diagramE minorEm                   A chord diagramB minorBm                A chord diagramE MajorE              A chord diagramA majorA
"Joel, you're just the lump I need come join me on my sleigh"
 A chord diagramD MajorD               A chord diagramA majorA           A chord diagramB minorBm                  A chord diagramF# minorF#m
Joel, Joel, the lump of coal heart leapt up with joy,
      A chord diagramG MajorG                A chord diagramD MajorD           A chord diagramG MajorG             A chord diagramA majorA   B7/D#
I'll soon be Santa's present to a lucky girl or boy


Bridge
        A chord diagramE minorEm                    A chord diagramD MajorD     A chord diagramA majorA                   A chord diagramG MajorG
 We'll laugh and play together and hold each other tight
   A chord diagramD MajorD                         A chord diagramA majorA             A chord diagramG MajorG                  A chord diagramD/F#D/F#
 Snuggle under clean white sheets when we go to sleep at night
       A chord diagramE minorEm                               A chord diagramD MajorD        A chord diagramA majorA                A chord diagramG MajorG
 Then Santa's elves all laughed at Joel, "you're in for a surprise
         A chord diagramD MajorD                          A chord diagramA majorA        A chord diagramG MajorG                A chord diagramD/F#D/F#
 You're not a special Christmas gift you're just a booby prize
       A chord diagramE minorEm                     A chord diagramD MajorD        A chord diagramA majorA              A chord diagramG MajorG
 What kid would ever want you? You're filthy as can be
  A chord diagramD MajorD                         A chord diagramA majorA     A chord diagramG MajorG
 Now you have to go and live with one who's been naughty"

      A chord diagramD MajorD       A chord diagramG MajorG    E/G#        A chord diagramA majorA      A chord diagramA#dim7A#dim7  A chord diagramB minorBm
 "But I make heat, poor Joel cried and electricity"
                  D7/C              A chord diagramA7A7
 "You pollute the air with CO2 and mercury"


Verse 2
  A chord diagramD MajorD               A chord diagramA majorA                 A chord diagramB minorBm            A chord diagramF# minorF#m
 Joel, Joel, the lump of coal fell down upon his knees
     A chord diagramG MajorG                       A chord diagramD MajorD                 A chord diagramG MajorG                A chord diagramA majorA
 "I don't wanna live with a naughty kid don't make me, Santa, please"
      A chord diagramD MajorD                A chord diagramA/C#A/C#               A chord diagramB minorBm                 A chord diagramA majorA
 But Santa laughed his jolly laugh,  "Ho, Ho, you stupid lump
         A chord diagramE minorEm                 A chord diagramB minorBm                  A chord diagramE MajorE               A chord diagramA majorA
 You're just the thing to teach this brat that Santa ain't no chump"


    A chord diagramD MajorD                    A chord diagramA/C#A/C#          A chord diagramB minorBm            A chord diagramA majorA
 So off they flew and, before he knew Joel was in a sack
      A chord diagramE minorEm                 A chord diagramB minorBm                A chord diagramE MajorE                A chord diagramA majorA
 He cried and yelled to Santa Claus, "why don't we just go back "


Bridge
      A chord diagramE minorEm                        A chord diagramD MajorD
 And then came Christmas morning
       A chord diagramA majorA                                    A chord diagramG MajorG
 And, much to Joel's surprise (Much to Joel's surprise)
     A chord diagramD MajorD                             A chord diagramA majorA
 He saw a boy with the saddest face
      A chord diagramG MajorG                                A chord diagramD/F#D/F#
 And tears were in his eyes (Tears were in his eyes)
    A chord diagramE minorEm                         A chord diagramD MajorD
 He picked Joel up and held him
      A chord diagramA majorA                                     A chord diagramG MajorG
 And said, "you can be my friend (Hey man, let's be friends)
     A chord diagramD MajorD                           A chord diagramA majorA
 I would've liked some presents but
          A chord diagramG MajorG                              A chord diagramD/F#D/F#
 You're what Santa chose to send (Santa chose to send)
       A chord diagramE minorEm                           A chord diagramD MajorD
 It's true, I've been a naughty boy
      A chord diagramA majorA                          A chord diagramG MajorG
 And maybe that's a sin (Maybe that's a sin)
      A chord diagramD MajorD                              A chord diagramA majorA      A chord diagramG MajorG
 If this is how Santa treats the kids, I'm just glad that I'm not him"


Verse 3
  A chord diagramD MajorD               A chord diagramA majorA            A chord diagramB minorBm              A chord diagramF# minorF#m
 Joel, Joel, the lump of coal knew what he must do
            A chord diagramG MajorG               A chord diagramD MajorD        A chord diagramG MajorG              A chord diagramA majorA
 He said, "now I know the reason why I got sent to you
         A chord diagramD MajorD               A chord diagramA/C#A/C#         A chord diagramB minorBm                 A chord diagramA majorA
 Cause when a person hurts inside it turns him hard and cruel
     A chord diagramE minorEm             A chord diagramB minorBm               A chord diagramE MajorE                 A chord diagramA majorA
 But I know how to make your pain into a precious jewel"

      A chord diagramD MajorD              A chord diagramA/C#A/C#                   A chord diagramB minorBm                  A chord diagramA majorA
 "So take me in your hand, young man and squeeze with all your might
        A chord diagramE minorEm                A chord diagramB minorBm          A chord diagramE MajorE                      A chord diagramA majorA
 Let's turn your pain and anger into something that shines bright"
       A chord diagramD MajorD               A chord diagramA majorA               A chord diagramB minorBm            A chord diagramF# minorF#m
 Then Joel, Joel, the lump of coal he gave his life away
     A chord diagramG MajorG                 A chord diagramD MajorD                A chord diagramG MajorG            A chord diagramA majorA       A chord diagramD MajorD
 Oh, one good naughty little boy get a diamond on Christmas day


Outro  (A chord diagramD MajorD)   A chord diagramA majorA   |Bm  A chord diagramF# minorF#m |G   A chord diagramD MajorD  |G   A chord diagramA majorA  ||D

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